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#33152
9 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:
Shout out to the adult on the porch who watched this entire scenario unfold and just fucking sat there.

 

Computer, zoom in on the adult on the porch.  Great, now enhance.

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#33153
Full version on Insta :) what if @TheSlyStallone cast @Schwarzenegger as Drago? Voiced by @iamjoegaudet

The song is fantastic.

 

#33155
33 minutes ago, Parliament said:

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The OK department of wildlife twitter account is pretty clever. They have some pretty funny stuff every once in a while. 

#33156
15 minutes ago, nnm said:

The OK department of wildlife twitter account is pretty clever. They have some pretty funny stuff every once in a while. 

Well, there’s a lot of unintended wildlife in them thar parts.   So they gotta stay on their toes. 

#33159

Almost certainly staged but I don’t care. Half my time in HS in the early 80s was spent trying to throw stuff down girls’ tops.  The other half was spent trying to figure out how to get girls to take their tops off.

🎯 https://t.co/zWYa95g0jn

 

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#33160
Wait for it 😂😂pic.twitter.com/ENCWYsWNHU

 

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#33161
14 hours ago, nnm said:

The OK department of wildlife twitter account is pretty clever. They have some pretty funny stuff every once in a while. 

The national park services Twitter is awesome; they have great tweets with wild animals 

 

 

If you come across a bear, never push a slower friend down…even if you feel the friendship has run its course.⁣⁣

 

Hello there! We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty…

 

At first I was a tree, now I’m petrified. Thinking all my wooden rings had turned to stone inside. I will survive...I will survive! 🎶 🎤

 

 

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#33164
1 hour ago, Gengs1 said:

The national park services Twitter is awesome; they have great tweets with wild animals 

 

 

If you come across a bear, never push a slower friend down…even if you feel the friendship has run its course.⁣⁣

 

Hello there! We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty…

 

At first I was a tree, now I’m petrified. Thinking all my wooden rings had turned to stone inside. I will survive...I will survive! 🎶 🎤

 

 

The bit they play at PFNP about being cursed if you take a piece home is worthy.

#33167
9 minutes ago, CustersDoctor said:

Some of you go to church. From now on you will do that 'I'm trying not to laugh in church'  thing when you hear this song. Sorry not sorry.

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Reminded me of:

 

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#33169

 

When you look at code written 5 years ago by a guy who has since left the company

 

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#33170
20 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

When you look at code written 5 years ago by a guy who has since left the company

 

I swear one of the mission critical programs I run (which I know was written 2019) is based on some early 90's code. The 20something girl that wrote it quit 2 months after it was implemented. We've been searching for people that can read/decipher her shit. Problem is they are looking in Tennessee.

#33172
2 hours ago, RPM said:

I swear one of the mission critical programs I run (which I know was written 2019) is based on some early 90's code. The 20something girl that wrote it quit 2 months after it was implemented. We've been searching for people that can read/decipher her shit. Problem is they are looking in Tennessee.

So, you're finding the Crackers lacking?

#33175
8 hours ago, RPM said:

I swear one of the mission critical programs I run (which I know was written 2019) is based on some early 90's code. The 20something girl that wrote it quit 2 months after it was implemented. We've been searching for people that can read/decipher her shit. Problem is they are looking in Tennessee.

That girl was probably the one on my software team writing fortran - I mean, FORTRAN - code on a real-time petrochemical plant process control project. It had 16,000 analog signals being read and/or written ranging from once a second to once an hour. There was a problem with timing on the hourly data collection which was a bitch to track down. It turned out that she had a set of procedures and functions which utilized the decimal hour... you know, the one that lasts 100 minutes... she was from Tennessee...

#33176

More from National Park Service twitter

 

If it runs into itself, game over.
“I’m sorry Jack, there’s just not enough room…”

 

 

#33179
Almost certainly staged but I don’t care. Half my time in HS in the early 80s was spent trying to throw stuff down girls’ tops.  The other half was spent trying to figure out how to get girls to take their tops off.
 

Half huh? Sounds to me like you didn’t really want it bad enough.
#33180
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Fuck that. This was where it was at

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Buddy had one and the British Steel cassette was stuck in it.
#33186
18 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Back to the bull running wild video. If this is ever a still photo of you, well then you've lived a hell of a life, friend. 

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Needs to have a KU football helmet photoshopped on that guy in honor of todays game. 

#33188
2 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:


Why’d she run away? Stick around and keep kicking him in the nuts every time he tries to get up.

Because it’s staged?

#33189
On 9/29/2023 at 5:10 PM, BigDHornfan said:

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Wonder if her and her mom still run that “massage” parlor just off I35 South of Wm. Cannon? 

#33191
A New Jersey man is facing a terrorism charge after he intentionally crashed his vehicle into a police station while blasting "Welcome To The Jungle" by Guns N' Roses https://t.co/APpZKNS2m3

 

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#33192
4 hours ago, Message Board User said:
Get this man a walk on try outpic.twitter.com/wggcHnJwIN

 

And that’s how I met your Mother. 

#33193
On 9/29/2023 at 11:06 PM, Boss Hogg said:

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lights cigarette, turns on AV equipment.  

Case (McCoy) Logic

#33196
16 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Needs to have a KU football helmet photoshopped on that guy in honor of todays game. 


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