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Meh!  Meh!  Too CR!  My eyes!  

Brought down by a woofer and a tweeter, eh Kev?  

23 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

More like rage but whatever 

 

That’s one of y'all's son’s future ex-wife. 

TIL: Helicopters are the Barry White of crocodiles

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8 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

More like rage but whatever 

 

I saw a similar wreck in a grocery store parking lot. Dad left keys in the truck, toddler started the truck and put it in gear. Bounced off 3 cars before it came to a stop.

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Idiot is lucky to be alive. 

On 10/2/2023 at 11:49 AM, MissingInAction said:

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Had to go look it up. Between that and Merlin the parrot getting caught in the chopper, I think I need to go check out the series.
 

 

How will you adjust to your new rat overlords?

 

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Fuck outta here Lisa

 

 

47 minutes ago, nnm said:

How will you adjust to your new rat overlords?

 

Well, that’s not good. 

9 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Coming soon to the stupid shit wives do thread

Tell me you are single without telling me you are single.

13 hours ago, nnm said:

How will you adjust to your new rat overlords?

 

Clever girl.

13 hours ago, nnm said:

How will you adjust to your new rat overlords?

 

 

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13 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Fuck outta here Lisa

 

 

That's exactly where I'd have pulled.

20 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Tricks of the trade...

Funny for punctuation geeks (like me):

 

 

4 minutes ago, nnm said:

Funny for punctuation geeks (like me):

 

 

A comma doesn’t do shit there. 

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37 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

A comma doesn’t do shit there. 

Crocodiles can't even read.

^

Supposedly, they can close their book really hard, but you can easily hold their book from being opened.  They're like Aggies in that way.  

2 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

Crocodiles can't even read.

Because of their medulla oblongata. 

On 10/4/2023 at 5:14 PM, nnm said:

How will you adjust to your new rat overlords?

 

 

23 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Well, that’s not good. 

 

11 hours ago, Rudiger said:

Clever girl.

If Rupert Sheldrake is right about morphic resonance, all the rats will be doing this PDQ, so the reference to Overlords may be closer than we think.

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