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Ironic that protective facial gear was invented in the same Japanese lab as Bukkake.  

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do people drop their phone on their face?  I didn't know that was a problem.

Lots of people do scrolling late at night in bed, fall asleep and drop their phone on themselves.

I doubt they are holding the phone that high above themselves ofcourse.

On 10/21/2023 at 12:25 AM, nnm said:

And by “pick up a shift” they mean….?

Nurse finds a shift key from a keyboard laying on the sidewalk and pics it up

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FAFO

24 minutes ago, Juicy said:

Michigan state. We never drop the ball. Posts Hitler on the scoreboard. 

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That's one way to get people to talk about something other than Mel Tucker.

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6 hours ago, nnm said:

 

 

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1 hour ago, elfenix said:

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The first rule of Fight Club...

and not a single oak tree nor acorn within hundreds of yards of the facility.  The perfect cover. 

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It's no longer a secret squirrel facility.  It's now Secret Power Rangers Headquarters and the little building in the back is The Illuminati.

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2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

and not a single oak tree nor acorn within hundreds of yards of the facility.  The perfect cover. 

I wonder if squirrels ever get tired of eating acorns. 

3 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

 

Damn, I wanted to see the follow up there.

11 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

I wonder if squirrels ever get tired of eating acorns. 

I often wonder this time of year when my yard is flush with squirrels and acorns, does the husband squirrel come home after a long day of running along my fence and looks at his wife and says, “oh what a surprise, acorns for dinner.”  And then he does that little claw shuffling thing they do, but in a slower and condescending manner.  And she says, “everybody knows your tail fur is a wig!”

4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Uh, I have questions.  

 

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Damn, I wanted to see the follow up there.

 

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I often wonder this time of year when my yard is flush with squirrels and acorns, does the husband squirrel come home after a long day of running along my fence and looks at his wife and says, “oh what a surprise, acorns for dinner.”  And then he does that little claw shuffling thing they do, but in a slower and condescending manner.  And she says, “everybody knows your tail fur is a wig!”


What if there are no oaks, but lots of pecan trees instead?

Walnut?

 

Enquiring minds wanna know. 

  

6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I often wonder this time of year when my yard is flush with squirrels and acorns, does the husband squirrel come home after a long day of running along my fence and looks at his wife and says, “oh what a surprise, acorns for dinner.”  And then he does that little claw shuffling thing they do, but in a slower and condescending manner.  And she says, “everybody knows your tail fur is a wig!”

 

 

squirrel iberico is a cajun treat.

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On 10/20/2023 at 9:38 AM, Pokoloco said:

This is pretty much me and Trix. They nailed it.

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Another reason I dig Pistol Pete. Loves them titties just like me!

13 hours ago, 'stache said:

Another reason I dig Pistol Pete. Loves them titties just like me!

OK but what the hell is Trix holding?  Some sort of weird church key?

OK but what the hell is Trix holding?  Some sort of weird church key?

Looks like a potato peeler to me. Odd
1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

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An deener tu

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1 hour ago, Don Johnson said:

 

Maybe he has that weird memory thing like Guy Pearce's character in "Memento" where he forgets why he's where he is about every ten seconds.  Or yeah, a gram and a half since breakfast.

22 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

a gram and a half since breakfast.

that’ll do. 

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