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3 hours ago, Boss Hogg said:

Is this AI?

 

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On 10/27/2023 at 2:48 PM, Don Johnson said:

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Nah, give it the ol' Caitlin Jenner.

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Spanning the globe to bring you the constant variety of sports:

The thrill of victory

And the agony of defeat...

When you get done playing scrabble and box everything up, only to find a few letters under the table.

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10 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I can cook for myself.

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24 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

THIS is why you over-engineer.  Whoever installed that pole needs a raise (cause she's not giving anyone but Vic one).

1 hour ago, PvilleStang said:

THIS is why you over-engineer.  Whoever installed that pole needs a raise (cause she's not giving anyone but Vic one).

Loos like the work of Longview Bridge and Road IMO. 

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10 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Good News/Bad News

 

Her law clerk's name is Grey Grundle.

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1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Good News/Bad News

 

 

57 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Her law clerk's name is Grey Grundle.


Yeah well that shit wouldn’t fly in Texas.

Nobody doles out cowboy justice quite like the Honorable Rusty Taint.

Fuck yes, he was.  He should have hit him a few more times and then kicked him when he went down. 

How do you explain to people that you got your ass kicked by a statue?

 

Well, maybe I’ll stop laughing at that by thanksgiving. But I doubt it.
6 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

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We had Cheech and Chong’s Christmas album.  As little kids in the 70s, we thought it was hilarious. “A little for Santa Claus, a little more for Santa Claus, a little more for Santa Claus…”

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The Zoo (KZEW) used to play that every Christmas at noon.

On 10/30/2023 at 12:32 PM, MAUFRAIS said:

Steatopygia

Saw them opening for Spinal Tap.

3 hours ago, RPM said:

The Zoo (KZEW) used to play that every Christmas at noon.

I miss the Zoo.

 

On 10/31/2023 at 4:44 AM, Longhornstampede said:

 

ahh yes the classic perfect DOINK throw.

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