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Lol at Florida Redneck’s comment, “I’ve seen enough videos to know that’s the stepmom.”

 

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11 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

Shark Tank Writing GIF

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

vaguely remember hearing similar stories in the weeks after American Pie came out.

 

just like scorching, blisteringly hot apple pie

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

Talk to an ER doctor or nurse and it’s hilarious what people do with their bodies and what people stick into their bodies.  

On 11/5/2023 at 9:10 PM, bolverk said:

Who else tried to adjust the volume?

 

35 minutes ago, HouTex said:

Talk to an ER doctor or nurse and it’s hilarious what people do with their bodies and what people stick into their bodies.  

Had a dude that had a remote up his ass 3 times in one week. By the 3rd time, all of us were like “yeah yeah, just get on the OR table”

40 minutes ago, HouTex said:

Talk to an ER doctor or nurse and it’s hilarious what people do with their bodies and what people stick into their bodies.  

One time… 

2 hours ago, Pdawg88 said:

Shark Tank Writing GIF

What are you thinkin', 30ish seconds instead of 2 minutes?

10 minutes ago, markstanco said:

What are you thinkin', 30ish seconds instead of 2 minutes?

Instant read thermometers have taken all of the guess work out of bakeryeroticism. 

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


 

 

serious sponge bob GIF
 

those pants……

10 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Not finger licking good.

You don't speak for all of us.

FAFO

 

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On 11/6/2023 at 9:56 PM, ImissWallyPryor said:

 

Had that same problem at an office I worked at. So I put a couple of dog turds into a to go box and covered them in sweet and sour.

I could hear the puking from across the building.

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

Had that same problem at an office I worked at. So I put a couple of dog turds into a to go box and covered them in sweet and sour.

I could hear the puking from across the building.

The sad thing is you could get charged or sued in this unjust world of ours. 

I don't know how often it happens.  It's never happened to me, nor anyone I've ever worked with saying it happened to them.  Seems like an office sitcom trope.  I could see using someone's hot sauce or some other condiment if they left in the fridge, but to flat out just grab someone else's lunch should be a fireable offense.  

17 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

The sad thing is you could get charged or sued in this unjust world of ours. 

Aggravated battery. I’m with Gene- I think all of those are fake. 

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33 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

2 old guys racing.

 

Something like CTJ and SydneyCarton in the near future.

21 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


 

 

The brown gravy stains are the chef’s kiss.

3 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I don't know how often it happens.  It's never happened to me, nor anyone I've ever worked with saying it happened to them.  Seems like an office sitcom trope.  I could see using someone's hot sauce or some other condiment if they left in the fridge, but to flat out just grab someone else's lunch should be a fireable offense.  

I had a boss once who would go through the refrigerator at the wastewater plant and eat parts or all of people's lunches.  Fucker was a retired developer with millions in the bank, which he would gladly tell you about, and he was stealing food from folks making just a bit over minimum wage.  When I confronted him about it, he said that he was really hungry, and it was un-Christian of me to turn away a hungry man.  I then explained to him that we had a container of phenalthaline in the lab, that it was the active ingredient in Ex-Lax, and that I knew how to bake it into brownies so that anyone who ate them would shit themselves half to death.  The next day I had a large brownie in my lunch.  When he opened up my lunch and saw the brownie, he looked at me like, "You wouldn't."  I laughed and told him that there was only one way to find out.  He put my lunch back in the fridge and didn't fuck with our lunches after that.

That Brookshire Bros brownie was really good.

so the 'milk' is from the horse?  

6 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

so the 'milk' is from the horse?  

Yeah.  Sure, it's from the horse.  Believe that if it makes you feel better.

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16 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

so the 'milk' is from the horse?  

 

FAFO
 

I can honestly say I have never hit a slump buster. Maybe size 10 if I recall back in the 90s.
1 hour ago, markstanco said:


I can honestly say I have never hit a slump buster. 

It's okay, being a virgin is nothing to be ashamed about. 

Wonder what his surly handle is. 

 

14 minutes ago, nnm said:

Wonder what his surly handle is. 

 

Hmmm based on the look of his 40-yard dash time...

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