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Asked AI to create Bevo, but as scary as possible

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90's Evil Bevo was a thing.... then they made Bevo more kid friendly.... fuck that bring back Evil Bevo

51 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

90's Evil Bevo was a thing.... then they made Bevo more kid friendly.... fuck that bring back Evil Bevo

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9 hours ago, nnm said:

Wonder what his surly handle is. 

 

I guess that's better than putting bombs in the mail and shooting up an open air mall and what have you.  

I bet the doll has already broken up with him. 

57 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I bet the doll has already broken up with him. 

But not until he tore her a new one.

9 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Asked AI to create Bevo, but as scary as possible

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That’s Hook ‘Em. Not Bevo. Nice try agtard 

14 hours ago, nnm said:

Wonder what his surly handle is. 

 

It was in the middle of Covid.

Not that I would do it. But I understand. 

Well then how's he gonna throat fuck her with that stupid fauci mask on?  

So there's now REI gear for "men" and their porn-accountability partners?  There's a 70% chance that tent is Majority Whip of the U.S. House before the month is out.  

4 hours ago, nnm said:

 

That IS Steven Seagal. 

10 hours ago, LebongJames said:

That’s Hook ‘Em. Not Bevo. Nice try agtard 

Take it up with AI. I wrote Bevo and anticipated the mammalian mascot. I was delivered Hook 'Em. 

At least it wasn't Air Horn.

Auntie, chill!

 

Toni was a cool mofo, knew him personally. He dated the mom of one of my friends (she was a very attractive German widow). We’d be running around and goofing off, she and Toni would be sitting on the patio or in the living room, smoking cigs and yammering in German. He’d joke around with us, give us shit, just a good dude.

And after, I presume he was nailing my friend’s mom.
15 hours ago, Your Mom said:

That IS Steven Seagal. 

Too thin and attractive.

Bevoette & Jade’s lol pics thread is ———>

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That is taking "chimney flashing" to a whole different level.

 

11 hours ago, Superhero said:

 

Apparently my parents were bears in their former lives.

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