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#33851
4 hours ago, nnm said:
I’m telling my kids that this was Bo Jackson

 

I don't now why but I always root for the perp. 

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#33854
23 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:
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Vic gonna be on the couch for a minute.

#33864

Staying in a place with lots of brit tourists and they have all the BBC channels. Just saw this...

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#33870
9 hours ago, TexLonghorn said:

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If you haven't visited the National Parks Service twitter account, it is up there with El Arroyo's sign.

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#33871
When somebody says Happy Monday…The American mink is known for its long body, pointy snout, & disdain for perky dispositions. When annoyed, they may hiss or discharge a musky scent. At the very least, a passive-aggressive email may be sent. “Per my last email, Carol…”

 

#33877
1 minute ago, NWBuck said:

Really nice cazoo on that one...

I don't know what a cazoo is but it sounds like something I need to stick my dick in.

#33881
7 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

 

Did you know if you hold an ermine up to your ear, you can hear what it’s like to be attacked by an ermine?

 

We have a “pet” ermine that lives under our cabin. We call him Ernie. I haven’t gotten him to take food out of my hand yet, but he will take it if I put it on the toe of my boot. He comes out when I call his name for his free hand out. Fascinating little creatures. He keeps the voles out of the cabin. 

#33886
3 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Alisha Lehmann.  She is not to be fucked with.  

Let's cut to the most important part of the video shall we?

 

 

#33891
I was intrigued by this video, so I looked up the menu.  Looks like my kind of place:
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Except that piece is wrong. The owner isn’t Sam, it’s Brian Mays. I’ve enjoyed visiting with him over the years. And…they serve mutton.
#33893
18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Except that piece is wrong. The owner isn’t Sam, it’s Brian Mays. I’ve enjoyed visiting with him over the years. And…they serve mutton.

hmmm, that's strange.  those high schoolers doing the interview seemed very legitimate.

#33894
30 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Except that piece is wrong. The owner isn’t Sam, it’s Brian Mays. I’ve enjoyed visiting with him over the years. And…they serve mutton.

Cool. I didn’t know you were a Queen fan.

#33897
Looks like Ronald McDonald may be nearing the “found dead on the toilet” stage of superstardom …

 

#33899
5 hours ago, futureman said:

sausage wrap is a juice?

Give it an hour or so.

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