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35 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Fake, but... Tits! 

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What do you mean fake?  It's a joke.

44 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Neither do I

Mel Gibson with that hair style, and in the way he's holding a cigarette, resembles a mom in the 90s. It's also a kind of old fashioned sounding thing to have a kid hold up a gift so everyone can see it. Then you have an era appropriate picture of a kid obviously being told to him up an unremarkable gift (a Coca-Cola sweatshirt) to memorialize the event.  It’s part humor, part nostalgia.  

Hope that helps. 

2 minutes ago, Boss Hogg said:

Mel Gibson with that hair style, and in the way he's holding a cigarette, resembles a mom in the 90s. It's also a kind of old fashioned sounding thing to have a kid hold up a gift so everyone can see it. Then you have an era appropriate picture of a kid obviously being told to him up an unremarkable gift (a Coca-Cola sweatshirt) to memorialize the event.  It’s part humor, part nostalgia.  

Hope that helps. 

Ok, so I did get it. It just isn't funny.

Thanks.

6 minutes ago, Boss Hogg said:

Mel Gibson with that hair style, and in the way he's holding a cigarette, resembles a mom in the 90s. It's also a kind of old fashioned sounding thing to have a kid hold up a gift so everyone can see it. Then you have an era appropriate picture of a kid obviously being told to him up an unremarkable gift (a Coca-Cola sweatshirt) to memorialize the event.  It’s part humor, part nostalgia.  

Hope that helps. 

Plus, if you didn't grow up in a house that resembles that, you must not have grown in Real America ®

11 hours ago, NWBuck said:

Here's a better version 

 

They cut the video before the end of the segment... Stone hands a pepper to Spielman and Chris just chomps right into it without blinking. Rob looks like he's going to have kittens, he's so surprised. 

Man this brought back some early 2000s college football nostalgia. Before everything really changed. 

On 11/13/2023 at 8:08 PM, Brisketexan said:


Except that piece is wrong. The owner isn’t Sam, it’s Brian Mays. I’ve enjoyed visiting with him over the years. And…they serve mutton.

The owner's name is Sneed. It was formerly Chuck's.

The best part is the guys just laughing their asses off with no concern for their buddy.

Just guys being dudes.

53 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

The best part is the guys just laughing their asses off with no concern for their buddy.

Just guys being dudes.

I have some prime real estate I’d like to sell you.  

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FREEDOM!!!

 

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1 hour ago, Underdog said:

When the mood strikes. 

There’s a tournament post in the Facebook thread about what to do when you’re bored. This good boy is just doing what 99% of surly does when bored. 

On 11/17/2023 at 10:25 AM, Boss Hogg said:

Mel Gibson with that hair style, and in the way he's holding a cigarette, resembles a mom in the 90s. It's also a kind of old fashioned sounding thing to have a kid hold up a gift so everyone can see it. Then you have an era appropriate picture of a kid obviously being told to him up an unremarkable gift (a Coca-Cola sweatshirt) to memorialize the event.  It’s part humor, part nostalgia.  

Hope that helps. 

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None of your business. 

9 hours ago, nnm said:

 

"Say paw...how do I write this up in my scorebook?" 

"You don't, fucking nerd.  Have a beer.  Don't tell your mother.  You'll remember this inning and this beer for the rest of your life." 

On 11/18/2023 at 6:48 AM, nnm said:

FREEDOM!!!

 

should have put the lockout bolt on their droid.

5 hours ago, Don Johnson said:

 

Gotta give him credit for hiding his opposable thumbs 

On 11/18/2023 at 7:06 AM, nnm said:

 

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Mr. Mountain Lion invited Mr. Deer over to meet the guys for dinner.  Mr. Deer is fixing to learn his last lesson.
Kind of like that scene from American Me or Blood In Blood OUT.

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4 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

 

 

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Don't know why they can't invest in new t shirt guns.

 

I'd say that hotdog gun is probably 39 or 40 years old judging by the projectile.

 

Angle still too straight to be anything over 45.

 

I'm just impressed it worked to be honest considering all the stress it has had at work lately, the shit with the mother in law, and that whole thing with the kids.

 

Wait. What are we talking about again?

 

 

6 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Pretty on point for an Iowa sporting event.   Right, Ferentz?

I’m curious if I’m the only one who finds this funny.

Spoiler

In college we used to refer to jacking off as “me time.” As in asking your dorm mate “when are your classes over? Hoping to get some me time in before you get back.”

 

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