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How drunk could Lee Marvin get?  THIS drunk!

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23 minutes ago, brakeman said:

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Gary Patterson’s been dropping mushrooms. 

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I can't imagine how someone would find that video.  

Wife’s Instagram feed and she texted it to me.
1 hour ago, BearSchlong said:


Wife’s Instagram feed and she texted it to me.

Right......

5 hours ago, BearSchlong said:


Wife’s Instagram feed and she texted it to me.

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On 11/29/2023 at 6:59 AM, markstanco said:

^^^ my buddy who owns a car dealership says the floor salesmen get fired for that more than you think.

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Congrats everyone, we did it! Sharp decline in the rate of overweight men:

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14 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

random posting I ran across

 

Still a banger.

The fart hop takes that one to 11

42 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

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Hits close to home, literally.  We live on a cul-de-sac which is actually off of another cul-de-sac, which is off of a dead-end road.  And every fucking Tuesday for some reason is "White People Day" in my neighborhood.  For some stupid fucking reason, everybody schedules their lawn crews and handymen and cleaning ladies on that day when our bins get picked up.  And after these trash guys deal with three streets of bullshit, they get to mine and every fucking goddamn bin is blocked in by a half dozen work trucks and maid toyotas.  and being the one fucking guy who knows how to DIY shit for himself, I pull mine and many of my neighbors bins a little semi-circle in front of the vehicles so tha truck/claw can get them all quickly and get out easily.  And every year as a thank-you, they bring me new non-stinky bins at no-charge, off the books plus they look the other way when I throw out shit like motor oil, cleaning rags with stain/paint, and even the occasional squirrel.  

tip your trashmen this holiday season, folks.  You literally never know when you're gonna need help getting rid of a dead body.

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