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3 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

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Daniel has some explaining to do…

6 hours ago, nnm said:

Hooters:  We’re going to have a contest to see who sells the most beer!  The winner of the context gets a Toyota!

(Waitress wins contest)

Psych! Here’s a Toy Yoda!

 

If part of the settlement was not that she never have a picture of herself shown that identified her as a Hooters waitress, Hooters should fire their lawyers.

On 12/14/2023 at 4:49 PM, markstanco said:

Her bracelet says "cumslut"

Lol.  I've seen this meme for 3 days and thought the "gotcha" was the penis imprint in his jeans.  /No homo

14 hours ago, Born to Run said:

G(old) Jerry! 2001!

*(G)old

This was a real college basketball game

 

No. 1 has sweet form on his jumper. If he enters the portal, Rodney Terry needs to be all over that.

Thats new jersey legend manny coffy. Dude made 75 field goals at a 41% clip last season. Dont ask me how. 

Coach: “No 1, we need you jacking up 3s with impunity.  Just let ‘em rain.”

No 1: “I got you coach!”

 

No 1:

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Good for them making fun of themselves. 

 

 Have no idea. 

 

 

 
 

I like the last bit, where Ricky is clearly thinking “hey narrator dude, could you STFU so I can finish jerking off?”
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Experience says if that were his stepmom this would have been a very different video.

Well, did he cum or what??

44 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

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Didn't realize my Christmas with Anne Hathaway was caught on film. Damn Paparazzi.

10 hours ago, brakeman said:

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Axl Rose?

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12 hours ago, futureman said:

come on…. Pawn Stars

I know that man, I was unsuccessfully trying to be funny.

23 hours ago, 52-80 said:

This was a real college basketball game

 

Damn, they would get schooled by your average pick-up game team at the UT Rec Center.

This is Axl Rose.  
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I didn't know he could play piano.
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2 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:
This is Axl Rose.  
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I didn't know he could play piano.

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On 12/15/2023 at 2:56 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Always take your drinking advice from a Scotsman. This rule has seved me well over the years.
 

 

Must be pre med.

1 hour ago, Jerry Callo said:

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Like I said, I didn't know that.

1 hour ago, ROFL BOX said:

Like I said, I didn't know that.

Oh, were gonna keep piling it on....:D

 

 

On 12/15/2023 at 12:56 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Always take your drinking advice from a Scotsman. This rule has seved me well over the years.
 

 

 

This is also my cousin's explanation of why he didn't get food poisoning when he was in China during the late 90s early 00s.

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

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It took me 5 times looking at this to see the duck.

whoops

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