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Me with my pet

except shes a 25# bulldog

 

On 12/24/2023 at 1:56 AM, beer said:

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Harry's trigger discipline sucks.

Me with my pet
except shes a 25# bulldog
 

Kevin’s grandpa was a badass.
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39 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

That’s a student athlete??!?

James bond did it better.

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

 

We’ve all been there. Solution?  Bidet thread is that way —>

13 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

Good to see John Popper still has some eligibility left.  Was a huge Blues Traveler fan back in the day.  One day my buddy from San Antonio, who is a firearms collector, says he's selling a piece to John Popper and wants to catch lunch in Austin with me after he's done.  He had no idea who the guy was.  I asked about the transaction and he basically says, "Lunch is on me (Pulls out an manila envelope full of cash with a harmonica in it).  He threw this thing in at the end because he was running late as a thank-you."  Thought, "Yep, gotta be the same John Popper."  But apparently IRL, John is a pretty shitty marksmen...doesn't hit the target like he hits the notes.  /csb 

I do wonder at what point certain intercollegiate competitions should be labeled as athletics or just "activities/arts."?  Though I still make it a point to watch the biathlon during the Winter Olympics.  Because I shoot pretty well, but after I ski...I am so fucking winded.  The most challenging part of their sport isn't the skiing or the weapon handling...it's how the hell do they should that well with their heart going 120bpm at altitude?  I guess they don't skip lung day?  

14 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

When they say “mobility” do they mean like a mobility scooter? Is that historically accurate?

14 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

 

If you'd never met this guy in your life, and somebody said, "Imagine a dude named Mingus Reynolds," this is exactly the man you'd imagine.

55 minutes ago, Boss Hogg said:

 

That fucking Dwayne Wade clip at the end, had to be 2006 finals. Fucking hell. 

Nevertheless, some of those seems like there's a whistle at the end of the clip and might have been called. But the point stands, it's annoying seeing all the traveling and nonsense they get away with, it's even infected college last I gave a shit.

3 hours ago, Augustus said:

 

If you'd never met this guy in your life, and somebody said, "Imagine a dude named Mingus Reynolds," this is exactly the man you'd imagine.

He looks like a recurring Far Side character. 

 

“Men who are too embarrassed to masturbate in a hospital.”

That rules out every Surly poster. Hospital, old folks home, surgical center, dr’s waiting room…all of em.
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23 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


“Men who are too embarrassed to masturbate in a hospital.”

That rules out every Surly poster. Hospital, old folks home, surgical center, dr’s waiting room…all of em.

Look man.

Don’t fucking ruin the jack off machine for all of us.

If women want to believe we’re too embarrassed to jack it in a hospital to let us use the efficient yet  sensual machinations that nothing but the cold calculating East Asian engineers can provide, then let them.

No one elected you representative for all men.

They invented a fucking a hand job meets fucking machine. I could care fucking less what the reason for it is. 
It’s invented. Period.

Celebrate the win. 
God. It’s like the K state game all over again.

He looks like a recurring Far Side character. 

Hilarious observation

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32 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:


Hilarious observation

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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? 

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