Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

  • Replies 44.4k
  • Views 4.4m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

3 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

 

 

I'll have to send that over to my daughter.  It reminds of this one...

 

12 hours ago, Chooky said:

Audio on. This guy's wailing made me laugh. 

 

Nm.

Blues brothers reference already in use*

Edited by Dnaguy

9 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

IMG_5334.jpeg

im horny donald glover GIF

On 12/25/2023 at 10:21 PM, Mittens said:

 

 

On 12/30/2023 at 12:46 AM, Hook1997 said:

IMG_5334.jpeg

Lucky microphone. 

9 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

Mingus. The fattest gun in the west. 

I’d like to explore the Northern Territories on that map in more detail.

4 hours ago, Superhero said:

I’d like to explore the Northern Territories on that map in more detail.

Or the taint of Skandinavia. 

IF you're not forming a Nordic alt.metal band called 'Taint of Scandinavia' right now, you're not doing 2024 correct.

Just now, Armybrat said:

Fat chance I’ll go there.

I dunno.  I mean, thinking of heading there:

PRO: I'm pretty sure the food served there will be great.

CON: unless you're at the front of the line, there probably won't be any food left for you.

18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I dunno.  I mean, thinking of heading there:

PRO: I'm pretty sure the food served there will be great.

CON: unless you're at the front of the line, there probably won't be any food left for you.

 

PRO: You're probably faster than 99% of them, minus the few who souped up their rascals.

1 minute ago, thunderlounge said:

 

PRO: You're probably faster than 99% of them, minus the few who souped up their rascals.

All you have to do is place in the top 5% of the chubby waddle.  I like the odds.

6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I dunno.  I mean, thinking of heading there:

PRO: I'm pretty sure the food served there will be great.

CON: unless you're at the front of the line, there probably won't be any food left for you.

PRO: If you're looking for a good BJ, that's where you'll get one.

 

 

Q: Why are fat (or ugly) girls so good at sucking dick?
A: Because they have to be.

I don't get the one in the middle of Anakin opening up a box of sand?  

15 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I don't get the one in the middle of Anakin opening up a box of sand?  

He hates sand...  it gets everywhere

16 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I don't get the one in the middle of Anakin opening up a box of sand?  

image.png.7dbda07d51ef8c5d3b456c8c8a9dc00d.png

 

image.png.beccb4d3c5cd49536c112401c069d8d1.png

Wasn't he from a Sand Planet though?  Like the Jedi Masters always used to tell us in training, never forget where you came from.  

I don't remember that scene, I think I only watched the prequels once which was plenty.  But if he hated sand so much, why not go on a killing spree of Tusken Raiders or Jawas instead of slaughtering a room full of children?  The more I'm learning about this Anakin Vader guy, the more I think he's an asshole.  Guess in the end, he was just forged of a hotter fire.  Lessons from life and sandlot league. 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.