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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

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How can anyone disparage the man who made this masterpiece theme song for one of the 80s defining comedy franchises??? Dude could sing listings in the Yellow Pages and still make the top 40 list. 

 

 

5 hours ago, nnm said:

This hits close to home. Mrs NNM loves that stuff. We live way out in the country, and she watches these shows about the murderer next door, etc. I’m sure I should be looking over my shoulder a bit more. 


You and I are subjected to the same level of hell. Fuckin murder porn. 

5 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

 

This one and the previous one are by far my favorite

 

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3 hours ago, Covri said:

 

This one is also pretty damn great

2 hours ago, Deej said:

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Gonna need more pics for proof

2 hours ago, Deej said:

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Unfortunately edited for effect. 

 

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3 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Yes, obvious. Just like the chicken wing shirt. 
 

Still funny. 

Agreed. I still repped it. 

I repped it for the areola. 

4 hours ago, Covri said:

 

The white leather New Balance shoes got me.

Oldie cleverly repackaged by the NPS made me chuckle. 

 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Oldie cleverly repackaged by the NPS made me chuckle. 

 

Lane!  This is pure snow!  Do you realize what the street value of this mountain is?  

7 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Lane!  This is pure snow!  Do you realize what the street value of this mountain is?  

Lane, I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls.

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On 1/5/2024 at 1:47 PM, Dnaguy said:

 

This one and the previous one are by far my favorite

 

 

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

 

 

These are awesome.  I just started realizing that I also do some of the same things made fun of here and in the Progressive ads.  A couple of weeks ago, I put $20 in some random machine in Vegas, but it was broken, so I cashed out.  When I approached the window, I said, "I hope you have enough in the drawer to cash this big boy out."  A couple of tellers turned their heads to check out my "winnings" and came away unimpressed.   I walked away thinking, "Crap.  I'm what they're laughing at in the Progressive ads".

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

And still can't find the g-spot! 

Try swallowing your tongue.

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

Try swallowing your tongue.

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On 1/5/2024 at 8:04 PM, Deej said:

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The unedited version is better.

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7 hours ago, Underdog said:

And still can't find the g-spot! 

Go get it boy

 

 

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Can someone run this by the faculty at UT’s school of geosciences to see if its true

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Mingus is the gift that keeps on giving...

 

17 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Mingus is the gift that keeps on giving...

 

He’s got a lot of chicken fried steaks to eat to fill his daddy’s shoes. 

Are they winning just because nobody else is participating? None of that shooting seems the least bit impressive

Just now, SquishMitten said:

Are they winning just because nobody else is participating? None of that shooting seems the least bit impressive

you can shoot like that?

57 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Mingus is the gift that keeps on giving...

 

That John WIck prequel is gonna be LIT.

44 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Are they winning just because nobody else is participating? None of that shooting seems the least bit impressive

Think they are winning because it doesn't actually exist and are just making fun on themselves.

5 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

Which part? It happening (it did), or being a culprit of "climate change"?

The part where CO2 emissions or polar bear farts or whatever affecting mantle convection and stress build up at subsurface fracture boundaries 

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