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So what is.... the rest of the story?

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13 hours ago, futureman said:

and?

There’s nothing to Seder.

 

Edited by Armybrat

More like Road Gash, amirite?  

They know you can't just buff out the inner labia, right?  

Not with that attitude you can’t.

Makes me chuckle with some vague memory of a Greg Giraldo bit about Brazilian energy policy (RIP, Greg).  Something about how they're trying to transition off of fossil fuels by having the ladies drive with their leg out the window and their waxed pussies would make the car more aerodynamic and thus, more fuel efficient.  

On 1/9/2024 at 4:59 PM, Trey3216 said:

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Sir please, do not call me Punjab.

*then
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11 minutes ago, beer said:

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As it should be. This bald pedophilia stuff just isn’t right. 

Scouting report says not much speed, but endurance and hard to tackle.

 

On 1/8/2024 at 9:37 AM, 52-80 said:

He’s not handling that Alabama loss very well

On 1/8/2024 at 10:00 AM, GoPokes83 said:

So are his friends chipping away with that hammer. Hit it like a man and 2 good whacks would have that thing busted wide open. And by thing I mean Connor.

It really is a great video and a precursor to Saban leaving.

This video has everything:

  • -an angry white boy named Connor
  • -Southern accent
  • -concerned white women that aren’t helping
  • -white wine
  • -some stupid shit only a drunk white guy would do
  • -playing old school hip hop
  • -an ugly vase
  • -a woman wearing a fur
  • -navy blazer with jeans
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1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

This video has everything:

  • -an angry white boy named Connor
  • -Southern accent
  • -concerned white women that aren’t helping
  • -white wine
  • -some stupid shit only a drunk white guy would do
  • -playing old school hip hop
  • -an ugly vase
  • -a woman wearing a fur
  • -navy blazer with jeans

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Wait what’s wrong with blazers and denim?

23 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

Wait what’s wrong with blazers and denim?

Nothing, unless you have some dumbass friends that get themselves stuck in a vase.

42 minutes ago, RPM said:

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"An ugly vase, Stephon?" 

Yeah, it's like that thing when you shove your flaccid penis into a very old and antiquated opening only to find out that it gets even more narrow before it gets gapingly wide and you regret your autumnal trip to New England's foliage after all.  But then suddenly get erect for no substantiated cause whatsoever. 

4 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

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4 hours ago, RPM said:

Scouting report says not much speed, but endurance and hard to tackle.

 

This needs the Chariots of Fire music.

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6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

It really is a great video and a precursor to Saban leaving.

This video has everything:

  • -an angry white boy named Connor
  • -Southern accent
  • -concerned white women that aren’t helping
  • -white wine
  • -some stupid shit only a drunk white guy would do
  • -playing old school hip hop
  • -an ugly vase
  • -a woman wearing a fur
  • -navy blazer with jeans

I repeat what I said upthread:  Connor’s a little bitch. 

4 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

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