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she got any baseball eligibility left?

13 hours ago, RPM said:

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Missing 2 things…

Midgets on skateboards and MTV’s Dan Cortez.

 

23 hours ago, 52-80 said:

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clearly his hands are way too low

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I'm sure the old boomers (the only people who get their weather from TV) appreciate him using rap lyrics from "those people."

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This, but with flies

 

 

6 hours ago, Parliament said:

I'm sure the old boomers (the only people who get their weather from TV) appreciate him using rap lyrics from "those people."

They don't know.  

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Resisting urge to forward this to my site supervisor.

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Is that by The Butthole Surfers?

1 hour ago, BigDHornfan said:

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He has the Refs, he’s protected plenty. 

Like a boss ^

I've only been referred to "secondary" screening twice in thousands of flights since Sept. 11th.  Once was when my flight from Chicago to Columbus for the 2005 Ohio State game was delayed by several hours and I'd miss kickoff.  I was already in the terminal at O'Hare, so I called United (I was on American originally) and bought a one-way flight that literally left in like 30 minutes.  I don't what it was about the boarding pass that gave it away that I had just booked a last minute one-way ticket, but they immediately pulled me aside because of it.  And I got the full body treatment, had everything in my bag scoured over, and then asked a bunch of questions by a supervisor.  /csb

The second time, I just got a routine pat-down but the guy got a little over-zealous with my under-carriage so I jokingly said, "You gonna buy me drinks before we do this next time?"  Two two agents near us laughed, and he could have not been less amused.  Next thing I know I'm in a windowless room being threatened to be put on the no-fly list for my lack of respect for federal authorities.  But I would at least go down in history as the coolest alias/AKA on the no-fly list, "Taint Misbehavin"  

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I would not be happy if I bought some but I would laugh my ass off when I opened them.  

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It's hard to tell without being there in person, but I see myself either cracking up at the stupidity of it all or running my truck through their food cart.  Nothing in between.  

That was a Lowe-Blow on the part of that Bobcat at Home Depot in that blue & white.  I'll see myself out...

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