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17 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Imagine the weekends at this mfers house.

There's a police inspector in London named "Rob Banks".

3 hours ago, miguelito said:

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I was told the crowds at the waterpark would be friendly.

Turns out that was a croc...

On ‎1‎/‎20‎/‎2019 at 10:18 AM, mulletpelini said:

"Coming up on the next episode of Shipping Wars......"

Damn I used to drive a truck with the same exact trailer.  Scary shit.

2 hours ago, Loco said:

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If Miley Cyrus had a tiny little caulk.

On 1/20/2019 at 10:27 AM, crash_davis said:

 

 

Vic Mackey walks into a bar...

I had a math professor buddy work that one out.

 

Check my FB feed for the answer.

8 hours ago, Loco said:

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Good parenting 

Ah, that's great.  Father and son bonding time driving from Columbus to Miami.

1 hour ago, mulletpelini said:

Ah, that's great.  Father and son bonding time driving from Columbus to Miami.

Did you just assume it's gender?

2 hours ago, ulukinatme said:

Did you just assume it's gender?

Not so much as name and position.

14 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

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When did banks start allowing negative numbers for PINs?

10 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Ah, that's great.  Father and son bonding time driving from Columbus to Miami.

I get it now! Hurray for me! Hehehe.

14 hours ago, LTbear said:

Good parenting 

Good parenting and it wouldn't have been necessary

Damn. Reminds me when North Loop and I pulled down a dead tree in his back yard. Pretty sure I got a concussion, and Im lucky a hack-berry stump didn't go through my brain. 

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42 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

 

 Watched the 1st two seconds and say, "Dis gonna be good!"

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3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

 

If only they had something they could tie it to, you know, pull it for them.  Like a locomotive or some sort of engine driven conveyance.

3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Damn. Reminds me when North Loop and I pulled down a dead tree in his back yard. Pretty sure I got a concussion, and Im lucky a hack-berry stump didn't go through my brain. 

Haha good times. I'm sure we weren't drinking. 

35 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

If only they had something they could tie it to, you know, pull it for them.  Like a locomotive or some sort of engine driven conveyance.

the idea wasn't bad.  it was the execution.  idiot was looking down when the tree started falling. 

he's pulling a tree down in his direction.  he may want to be mindful of that tree when it does what he wants it to do.

22 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

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That's an incomplete problem.

The card is debit/credit; don’t need pin to use it as a credit card, just code on back. 

7 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Good parenting and it wouldn't have been necessary

Fair

the idea wasn't bad.  it was the execution.  idiot was looking down when the tree started falling. 
he's pulling a tree down in his direction.  he may want to be mindful of that tree when it does what he wants it to do.


C’mon man. He’d have just got his eyeballs handed to him on a stick if he’d have done that.

Good thinking putting those tape measures there. You can never be too sure about what size condoms you need.

And the box cutter in case you accidentally buy one that's too small

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