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15 minutes ago, nnm said:

Yeah, but I bet he doesn’t put cover sheets on his TPS reports. 

Did you...get the memo?

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6 hours ago, baboso said:

That young man is a go-getter with upper management written all over him.

Or a regular trip to the cardiologist.

On Lady Bird lake somewhere by Rainey Street?

20 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Any creek can be pee pee creek if you drink enough.  Or if your 3 year old needs to pee.  See: Waller Creek

58 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Paging @Nicole44

What about mountains? I’m in North Carolina man…mountains. 

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14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What about mountains? I’m in North Carolina man…mountains. 

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All good as long as no signs are posted.

On 1/17/2024 at 12:43 PM, Doze said:

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Still better than the fuck face who reheated fish in the microwave.

 

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6 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

He’s gonna be tired after that.  

1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

He’s gonna be tired after that.  

Lame. You need to tread lightly. 

It’s ok as I’m sure he’ll have a goodyear.

Y’all have an over-inflated view of your wit.  

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Y’all have an over-inflated view of your wit.  

Welp. That's gonna leave skid mark.

On 1/17/2024 at 12:43 PM, Doze said:

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Jerald!  What’s happening?  Yeah um.  You see, it’s just that we’re doing the eggs over medium now instead of over easy.  So if could go ahead and do that, that’d be great. Mmkay?  Oh and also, gonna need you to go ahead and cook the bacon just a little bit crispier.  Mmkay?  And I’ll make sure you get another copy of that recipe.  Super, have a great day.  

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14 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Derek jeter special:

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That’s just being a good host. 

17 hours ago, nnm said:

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This is no joke. During the pandemic, my wife and I were going through my (still living) father-in-law’s vhs collection because she wanted to digitize old family movies. 

I learned way more about his porn preferences that day than I expected. 

 

14 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

These jokes are coming in a bit flat.

 

Your bald-faced bias against quality surly / dad jokes comes across as a lame performance.

Spare us the criticism. 

 

17 hours ago, nnm said:

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My high school friend's older brother at least had the courtesy of labelling it "titties" so we knew it was worth stealing.

14 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

If the Melded Quarter thread was any indication, we're just barely getting into our groove. 

Stop trying to retread melded.

2 hours ago, UncleSonny said:

This is no joke. During the pandemic, my wife and I were going through my (still living) father-in-law’s vhs collection because she wanted to digitize old family movies. 

I learned way more about his porn preferences that day than I expected. 

My dad used to dub videos all the time.  We had hundreds of them.  He'd find a movie he knew no one liked and then would record porn over it and just leave it on the same shelf.  Worked great for him until the next door neighbor's kid was over and my mom leant them a movie they wanted to see... 

Pretty sure it was less than 3 months before they finally got a divorce (the drinking and wife beating were higher on the list of reasons to be fair).  But I still always found the porn thing funny

When my wife taught 2nd grade years ago, her school would allow kids to bring movies to watch if they were done with their lessons. One of her co-teachers popped a VHS in the machine and went back to her desk. It took her about 30 seconds to realize one of the kids brought mom/whoever homemade porn video.

This is no joke. During the pandemic, my wife and I were going through my (still living) father-in-law’s vhs collection because she wanted to digitize old family movies. 
I learned way more about his porn preferences that day than I expected. 

This is well done:

6 hours ago, Don Johnson said:

 

If you can call that living.

2 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:


This is well done:

 

 

 

This sounds like a great premise for a Jon Lajoie song. 

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On 1/18/2024 at 9:29 AM, Nonbryan said:

On Lady Bird lake somewhere by Rainey Street?

Town Lake*

On 1/18/2024 at 8:29 AM, Nonbryan said:

Lady Bird lake

go back to california.

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

go back to california.

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