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6 hours ago, tfoolry said:

Dad: belt

I used to go with the wrench.
Why?
Because fuck him. That’s why.

10 hours ago, brakeman said:

it was always the flip-flop.

Fly swatter, but with the twisted wire handle. And Mom would hold it where the handle met the plastic and use the wire on us. 

Mom used her knitting needle on the back of our legs. 
Stung like hell when she flicked her wrist. 
When she said “Go get my knitting needle”, just those words would turn us brothers into a sobbing puddle of tears.

Dad just gave us a good swift kick in the ass with the side of his foot.

 

9 hours ago, Frank The Tank said:

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My mom played mind games. She beat my ass with my own toys. 

My mom's favorite weapon of correction.  Those things can sting like hell.  One with a cracked handle once broke while she was paddling my younger brother.  You'd have thought she gutted him from the hollering he let out.

11 hours ago, nnm said:

Belt.

Flyswatter.  That shit stung and mom was quick and accurate.

Worst was when gramma said "Butch, take that paring knife, go out back and cut me a switch, a big one. You're gonna get it."

11 hours ago, Frank The Tank said:

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My mom played mind games. She beat my ass with my own toys. 

Hopefully you didn't have to step barefoot on Legos

My momma would always make me go get the chainsaw. Then she'd watch over while I started it up, checked the oil, made sure the choke was on, try it again, have it start for a few seconds and then sputter out. Once it was started and warmed up, she would cut off my legs. Stern, but I learned my lesson.

 

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1 hour ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

My momma would always make me go get the chainsaw. Then she'd watch over while I started it up, checked the oil, made sure the choke was on, try it again, have it start for a few seconds and then sputter out. Once it was started and warmed up, she would cut off my legs. Stern, but I learned my lesson.

 

Lieutenant Dan?

needs a magazine and extension cord, basically whatever was handy at the time.  I wasn't always an angel.  

Razor strap.

Sometimes a switch.
8 hours ago, South Austin said:

I used to go with the wrench.
Why?
Because fuck him. That’s why.

it's not your fault.

48 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

It's not your fault.

 

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7 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

My momma would always make me go get the chainsaw. Then she'd watch over while I started it up, checked the oil, made sure the choke was on, try it again, have it start for a few seconds and then sputter out. Once it was started and warmed up, she would cut off my legs. Stern, but I learned my lesson.

 

Bet you only did that twice

2 hours ago, uoftorange said:

Bet you only did that twice

He never said she didn't cut off his arms...

Maybe he's typing with a stick between his teeth.

Merely a flesh wound. 

9 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

My momma would always make me go get the chainsaw. Then she'd watch over while I started it up, checked the oil, made sure the choke was on, try it again, have it start for a few seconds and then sputter out. Once it was started and warmed up, she would cut off my legs. Stern, but I learned my lesson.

 

I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing 'Hallelujah.

10 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Worst was when gramma said "Butch, take that paring knife, go out back and cut me a switch, a big one. You're gonna get it."

My grandfather always called me Butch.  I think cuz he didn’t remember my real name,

19 minutes ago, Superhero said:

He never said she didn't cut off his arms...

Maybe he's typing with a stick between his teeth.

 

13 minutes ago, Hate said:

Merely a flesh wound. 


 

 

 

More lol if slightly high; like a cartoon.  
Betty Boop
 

 

16 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Mom used her knitting needle on the back of our legs. 
Stung like hell when she flicked her wrist. 
When she said “Go get my knitting needle”, just those words would turn us brothers into a sobbing puddle of tears.

Dad just gave us a good swift kick in the ass with the side of his foot.

 

My Granny would hand me a knife and tell me to go cut her a switch (and it had better be a good one). Now I understand the knife was an option.

This poor guinea pig, went from "don't eat me" to "don't fuckin let me go".

 

 

8 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

More lol if slightly high; like a cartoon.  
Betty Boop
 

 


 

 

On 2/6/2024 at 6:43 AM, Kennythetiger said:

Fly swatter, but with the twisted wire handle. And Mom would hold it where the handle met the plastic and use the wire on us. 

100%

On 2/5/2024 at 4:05 PM, ROFL BOX said:

IDK... How DO they not see it???

Maybe something further down road that has a similar color scheme??

That shit not only looked fatal to the riders but also their bikes w/ a possible headset crack.
 

probably the background. Happened to me when I was driving. One of those gates you see closes if the road is flooded ahead. But instead of being bright yellow or something, it was grey and rusted. Almost perfectly camouflaged . I just barely stopped in time. 

 

This one looks grey and they're coming down hill may have blended into the street behind it

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15 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

More lol if slightly high; like a cartoon.  
Betty Boop
 

 

@Knoxtnhorn Ummm... is this you?

On 2/6/2024 at 5:53 AM, Armybrat said:

Mom used her knitting needle on the back of our legs. 
Stung like hell when she flicked her wrist. 
When she said “Go get my knitting needle”, just those words would turn us brothers into a sobbing puddle of tears.

Dad just gave us a good swift kick in the ass with the side of his foot.

 

Mom used a flyswatter.   Or her Mule slipper.

40 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

probably the background. Happened to me when I was driving. One of those gates you see closes if the road is flooded ahead. But instead of being bright yellow or something, it was grey and rusted. Almost perfectly camouflaged . I just barely stopped in time. 

 

This one looks grey and they're coming down hill may have blended into the street behind it

It looked to me like the road curved and they missed the curve and went down some private road that had a gate on it.

16 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Maybe she learned some pool etiquette for next time.

51 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

It looked to me like the road curved and they missed the curve and went down some private road that had a gate on it.

Glasses Why Dont We Have Both GIF by nounish ⌐◨-◨

17 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

More lol if slightly high; like a cartoon.  
Betty Boop
 

 

Hell of a thump on her melon.  Not ripe yet.  Damn I bet that hurt.

2 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

@Knoxtnhorn Ummm... is this you?

So, yes.  I was trying to impress a girl at the local rec in middle school, and broke her nose in the same manner 

18 hours ago, RPM said:

My Granny would hand me a knife and tell me to go cut her a switch (and it had better be a good one). Now I understand the knife was an option.

Cousin?

My paternal grandmother was tough as nails.  She raised a family through the Great Depression in the Dust Bowl; she didn't take shit off anyone for anything.  That included grandkids.  Switches were not uncommon if you fucked up.  And yes "and it had better be a good one" always followed you on your way to cut the damned switch. 

Irish mom. Wooden spoon and it was always with her. She could smak yo ass so fast.

Intern came up for a few days. Told me about his grandfather. Kid had to go and take away the man's vapes due to some new medicine. Gramps grabbed his cane, said boy I am going bust you upside the head. Funny shit.

Irish mom. Wooden spoon and it was always with her. She could smak yo ass so fast.
Intern came up for a few days. Told me about his grandfather. Kid had to go and take away the man's vapes due to some new medicine. Gramps grabbed his cane, said boy I am going bust you upside the head. Funny shit.

My cousin’s kids tremble at the mention of “Mr. Spoon.”

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