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16 hours ago, Underdog said:

Dibs on Floozie Biscuit as a band name. 

Hard rock?

14 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Cousin?

My paternal grandmother was tough as nails.  She raised a family through the Great Depression in the Dust Bowl; she didn't take shit off anyone for anything.  That included grandkids.  Switches were not uncommon if you fucked up.  And yes "and it had better be a good one" always followed you on your way to cut the damned switch. 

My maternal Grandma on her 21st birthday in 1898. 
She didn’t take shit from any of the lead miners in her hometown of Flat River, Missouri before she married Grandpa in 1908. 
Don’t know if she ever had to shoot anyone with her little Sharps 4 barrel .30.

 

 

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14 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Get the sand out of your vagina, Sheila. 
 

I can’t help it. 

9 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

My maternal Grandma on her 21st birthday in 1898. 
She didn’t take shit from any of the lead miners in her hometown of Flat River, Missouri before she married Grandpa in 1908. 
Don’t know if she ever had to shoot anyone with her little Sharps 4 barrel .30.

 

 

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And you still have it?

Nice. Very nice. Bet it’s a fun shooter. 

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1 minute ago, thunderlounge said:


And you still have it?

Nice. Very nice. Bet it’s a fun shooter. 

Yes, it is in my safe, but ain’t shooting any of my antiques.

 

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Was that a double double? 
 

Was waiting for ol boy to give him a covert thumbs up when he turned back at the end while those bitches weren’t paying attention. 

1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

Yes, it is in my safe, but ain’t shooting any of my antiques.

 

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Nice assortment going on there. Love it. 

1 minute ago, thunderlounge said:

Was that a double double? 
 

Was waiting for ol boy to give him a covert thumbs up when he turned back at the end while those bitches weren’t paying attention. 

Probably with cheese too.

23 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

My maternal Grandma on her 21st birthday in 1898. 
She didn’t take shit from any of the lead miners in her hometown of Flat River, Missouri before she married Grandpa in 1908. 
Don’t know if she ever had to shoot anyone with her little Sharps 4 barrel .30.

 

 

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Said paternal grandma did threaten to shoot my second-to-youngest cousin (who was adopted, so no blood ties) one time.  He turned out to be a rapist who has spent significant time in prison for said rape/s.  She should've followed through with her threat.  

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

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spinner

2 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

Well of course cheese. 

You know, in case some of the Vegans keep Kosher.

No commentary on him or his music, just dark humor.

 

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No commentary on him or his music, just dark humor.
 
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6 hours ago, Underdog said:

Get the sand out of your vagina, Sheila. 
 

I can’t help it. 

I volunteer to help her dig it out 

6 hours ago, RPM said:

spinner

Bobber 

Tried to come up with something, but I'm stumped. 

25 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Besides touching myself at night anyone know why my reddit link won't embed on mobile?

You’ve answered your own question. 

Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra, on the shady side of a glacier.

Sweating like a two bit whore in church.

10 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Useless as tits on a boar pig

Dad?

More scared than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. 

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