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3 hours ago, Post Oak said:

 

 

I call bullshit. Women don’t apologize. 

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9 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

My ex told me she was sorry that she married me

I’m sure the feeling was mutual.

 

 

 

 

Speaking of lack of / no apologies, we were going to her brother’s house for Chinese New Year dinner yesterday. She yelled at the kids to get ready and that she was leaving. I went to take a piss and I hear the garage door go up and down. She left without me.

Her excuse was “you usually drive separately because you just want to leave afterwards.”  Never mind the fact that I “usually drive separately” is because I go over straight from work.

I ended up going to dinner with my sister and BIL instead.


She knows I’m pissed. Her entire family knows I’m pissed. Her entire family told her she was in the wrong. I’m not waiting for an apology because it’ll never come. 

23 minutes ago, Superhero said:

I’m sure the feeling was mutual.

 

 

 

 

Speaking of lack of / no apologies, we were going to her brother’s house for Chinese New Year dinner yesterday. She yelled at the kids to get ready and that she was leaving. I went to take a piss and I hear the garage door go up and down. She left without me.

Her excuse was “you usually drive separately because you just want to leave afterwards.”  Never mind the fact that I “usually drive separately” is because I go over straight from work.

I ended up going to dinner with my sister and BIL instead.


She knows I’m pissed. Her entire family knows I’m pissed. Her entire family told her she was in the wrong. I’m not waiting for an apology because it’ll never come. 

Gong xi fa cai!

 

(just learned that because of todays NYT crossword)

Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock.

Pawpaw always tells my boys, "Wouldn't trade you for a million dollars in nickels."

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24 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

fuuuuuuuck….

heaping plate of nitrous casserole.  

Oh shut up. Where is Marty?

Marty’s on the toilet.

lol 

"1 out of 10... i'd definitely eat some. fuck i hate myself!' 🤣

4 hours ago, brakeman said:

hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock.

Hotter than a whore on nickel night 

18 minutes ago, brakeman said:

I'm high enough to hunt ducks with a rake.

 

Higher than giraffe pussy.

Colder than a well digger’s butt

3 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

fuuuuuuuck….

heaping plate of nitrous casserole.  

That is one of his best. If anyone remains on X, he is a good follow.

3 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

fuuuuuuuck….

heaping plate of nitrous casserole.  

One of my favorite Twitter follows.

7 hours ago, Superhero said:

I’m sure the feeling was mutual.

 

 

 

 

Speaking of lack of / no apologies, we were going to her brother’s house for Chinese New Year dinner yesterday. She yelled at the kids to get ready and that she was leaving. I went to take a piss and I hear the garage door go up and down. She left without me.

Her excuse was “you usually drive separately because you just want to leave afterwards.”  Never mind the fact that I “usually drive separately” is because I go over straight from work.

I ended up going to dinner with my sister and BIL instead.


She knows I’m pissed. Her entire family knows I’m pissed. Her entire family told her she was in the wrong. I’m not waiting for an apology because it’ll never come. 

God damn, man.  That is world class shallowness on her part.

 

6 minutes ago, nnm said:

I thought Asian kids were supposed to be smart. That is some stupid, shitty defense.

Losers.

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

I thought Asian kids were supposed to be smart. That is some stupid, shitty defense.

Losers.

Don't tell me they made 100 Japanese kids commit seppuku

13 hours ago, Superhero said:

Speaking of lack of / no apologies, we were going to her brother’s house for Chinese New Year dinner yesterday. She yelled at the kids to get ready and that she was leaving. I went to take a piss and I hear the garage door go up and down. She left without me.

Her excuse was “you usually drive separately because you just want to leave afterwards.”  Never mind the fact that I “usually drive separately” is because I go over straight from work.

I ended up going to dinner with my sister and BIL instead.


She knows I’m pissed. Her entire family knows I’m pissed. Her entire family told her she was in the wrong. I’m not waiting for an apology because it’ll never come. 

Awkward Kid GIF

On 2/9/2024 at 3:10 PM, WithoutAClue said:

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Javier's in Dallas has 3 banditos pointing down and laughing over the urinal in their bar bathroom.  Still the best version of this I've seen. 

20 hours ago, Boss Hogg said:

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Sadly, this is probably accurate.

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