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Dali's Requel Welch portrait.  Insert Jackson Pollack jokes...

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On 1/23/2019 at 10:18 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

Good thinking putting those tape measures there. You can never be too sure about what size condoms you need.

On 1/23/2019 at 10:38 AM, Digdogger said:

And the box cutter in case you accidentally buy one that's too small

And the glue in case you accidentally cut too deep

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47 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

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Oh, they might have a half black baby.

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If they have a baby, CPS should be on the delivery doc's speed dial.

 

Good God, Rae Dawn Chong has really let herself go.  What a shame. 

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Funny and long twitter thread trolling Peloton marketing 

 

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Clue's a funny guy.  Been following him for awhile.  Drinks a lot.  Likes dive bars.  Attorney.  Asshole.  He'd be at home here.

Just now, Parliament said:

Does he bang 10's?

who doesnt...

20 minutes ago, Loco said:

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Does he bang 10's?


5 two’s at a time.
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Required joke: Any availability left?

11 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

Clue's a funny guy.  Been following him for awhile.  Drinks a lot.  Likes dive bars.  Attorney.  Asshole.  He'd be at home here.

He would lead surly in most offensive categories, including nose hair. 

On 1/21/2019 at 6:35 PM, AM Wood said:

If Miley Cyrus had a tiny little caulk.

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Two solid entries above there.

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