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2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

That's what would happen if my oldest younger brother tried hang gliding.  There could be only one tree for 100 miles, and he'd hit it.  His scars have scars.

Well, not the comic itself.  But smoking silica gel will make you laugh the fuck out loud.  I mean, yeah...you die within a few hours.  But it's a really fun high at first.  

Just now, BearSchlong said:

I laughed, I mean, what if it was that easy to escape?

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The obvious out is injecting bleach or shoving a flashlight up your butt.

 

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Well then, it looks like this one is very apropos for you young fellas….

 

 

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So all jokes aside, what were the 1870's really like?  Didn't realize they had flip-flops back then.  I guess we've had sandals in some form or fashion for thousands of years, so this tracks.  

I think there's a lot of us on here that caught the last train to Clarksville in terms of growing up.  My 1985-2005 was pretty fucking insane.  On the back end, there were cellular telephones and social media, but about 99% has been scrubbed from this Earth except from broken corners of my foggy brain.  We got lucky.  Nobody knows my Sesame Street viewing history.  No facebook, twitter, or tiktok..  I don't use my real name in real life  I pay for everything in cash.  Now understand Commander, you heard my torpedo hit the hull of my generation.  And I...was never here.  

9 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

I laughed, I mean, what if it was that easy to escape?

only one way to find out.

44 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

So all jokes aside, what were the 1870's really like?  Didn't realize they had flip-flops back then.  I guess we've had sandals in some form or fashion for thousands of years, so this tracks.  

 

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On 2/7/2024 at 1:16 PM, Litig8r said:

100%

My mom had one of these hanging in the kitchen she used on us. 

 

 

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52 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

So all jokes aside, what were the 1870's really like?  Didn't realize they had flip-flops back then.  I guess we've had sandals in some form or fashion for thousands of years, so this tracks.  

The dances were pretty good, but the bull & bear fights were off the hook.

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19 minutes ago, RPM said:

The dances were pretty good, but the bull & bear fights were off the hook

Hey armybrat, you ever dance the Charleston?

him, “you fucking joking kid?  I founded the whole colony!”

1 hour ago, WithoutAClue said:

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One has a marginal chance of lessoning the flu symptoms.  The other has 100% chance getting rid of the flu forever.

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Hey armybrat, you ever dance the Charleston?

him, “you fucking joking kid?  I founded the whole colony!”

We did the Bacon Rub at the Chief Drive-in on North Lamar…

 

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2 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

We did the Bacon Rub at the Chief Drive-in on North Lamar…

 

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On 2/11/2024 at 2:51 PM, Boss Hogg said:

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If she gets in that position Travis gonna be like, "bitch! Arch ya fuckin back!" 

5 hours ago, RPM said:

The dances were pretty good, but the bull & bear fights were off the hook.

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I was born under a wandering star... 

8 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

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That kills me.

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The uncut version of the Affleck Duncan Super Bowl commercials is pretty good.
 

 

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Muthafu.....

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4 hours ago, Doze said:

Muthafu.....

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I'm pretty goddamned far from Abbey Road

22 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Spent many nights at The Cheif Drive In when I was young.spacer.pngspacer.png

How often did Mrs. Brat ride the train?

4 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

How often did Mrs. Brat ride the train?

Oh we rode it together multiple times......

My dad had worked as a watch repairman for the the guy that owned the Chief and Burnet drive-ins as well as owning the Texas Theatre on the Drag and the Aquarius 4, Southwood and the Americana on Hancock.

He sent us a Circuit Pass every year that was good for free admission for 2 anytime.

It was great.

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

How often did Mrs. Brat ride the train?

That's a pretty personal question.

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

That's a pretty personal question.

We're all friends here.  Some are probably even Eskimo brothers.

On 2/11/2024 at 2:51 PM, Boss Hogg said:

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She's the sugar daddy in that relationship, and like male sugar daddies, I don't think it matters if they are any good at it.

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2 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Some Vincent Adultman shit.

What happens under the trenchcoat stays under the trenchcoat. 

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