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15 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

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Probably. I don’t have TikTok and won’t ever download it. I saw that embedded in a lighthearted yahoo news story and copied and pasted the link. 

26 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

do I want to know what an inflation fetish is?

 

 

Blow me. 

2 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said:

I took her home, yadda, yadda, yadda, I went back to Flamingo Cantina to finish the show.

But you yadda yadda'd over the best part.

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Boy do I feel stupid

 

I was just being a wiseass. Maybe I'm accidentally correct, but I don't know what the hell an inflation fetish is either. 

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3 hours ago, Mileslong said:

This is just mean

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14 hours ago, miguelito said:

But you yadda yadda'd over the best part.

He mentioned the bisque...

37 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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More like the B1G entering USC, amirite?!

But come on, throw Oregon on the couch here... And Iowa is clearly the ones holding the camera in the corner.  And Penn State is in the shower with, well, not her.

8 hours ago, jetsfan76 said:

 

Saw that a few years ago and it still makes my sides hurt.

15 hours ago, miguelito said:

But you yadda yadda'd over the best part.

I mentioned the Killer Bees show.

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Bo jackson?

 

 
 
followed by lighting a cigarette on a gas stove burner. 
 
 

Singed the front of my hair doing this at a party in hs. That was fun to explain.
33 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Singed the front of my hair doing this at a party in hs. That was fun to explain.

I have two teenage boys.  This would be easy to explain to your dad.  

Tbone: “Dad, I’m a moron.”

Tbone Senior: ”I know son, I know.  So why specifically this time?”

 

On 3/9/2024 at 3:14 AM, 52-80 said:

Bo jackson?

 

Ha. My son’s primary sport was football. He ran track and played basketball and baseball mainly to hang out with his friends. Baseball was fun, but man he was aggressive on the base paths. Mainly because in LL I told him to just keep running. Chances are a LL kid isn’t going to throw you out if you catch him off guard. He took some dudes out on the base paths. 

When he got to HS, football season would usually run long with playoffs, etc., and he wouldn’t get the pre-season work with the basketball team. He’d usually join basketball 4-5 games into the season. 

Consequently, he played basketball like he did football. Just get in there and hit someone. He loved it and would be proud of pissing off the other team. He never made any all-district teams or anything in basketball, but he had fun. 
The video above really reminds me of him. 

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Something, something, aggy.

 

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15 hours ago, Boss Hogg said:

Feels more like Kentucky or Oklahoma.

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On 3/9/2024 at 12:37 PM, deadshank said:

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Yeah, but what the fuck is Tijuana Jones doing in there?

9 hours ago, Goredho said:

Yeah, but what the fuck is Tijuana Jones doing in there?

For bbq’d iguana? 

8 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Friday would be much better.

Hell naw.  I am usually long gone by 4P on Friday. 

Your mom’s spirit animal. 
 

 

44 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

 

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That's a great fitting suit ya got there Bretty!

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