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On 3/25/2024 at 2:21 PM, Mo Horn said:

Someone put this on the nozzle at Costco this weekend. 

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"Someone " did, huh?

4 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

I can't be the only one who would put empty kleenex boxes on my feet and walk around in them.

And not just when I was a kid, I mean like last week.

21 hours ago, nnm said:

It’s probably in the comments, but I’m sure the idiot didn’t turn off his traction control. He probably doesn’t even know what that is. 

I don't know what it is.

11 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

I don't know what it is.

It’s a little button on most new cars that has little white marks like skid marks on it. It’s on by default and you have to turn it off. When it’s on, it keeps the drive tires from spinning, keeping you from peeling out and/or drifting. 
https://www.kbb.com/car-advice/traction-control/

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2 hours ago, nnm said:

It’s a little button on most new cars that has little white marks like skid marks on it. It’s on by default and you have to turn it off. When it’s on, it keeps the drive tires from spinning, keeping you from peeling out and/or drifting. 
https://www.kbb.com/car-advice/traction-control/

Ah, so an idiot control button.

Got it.

13 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Posted TWICE on the last page, come on...

fuck off, thread cop.

12 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

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look at all those bomb precursors

47 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

look at all those bomb precursors

can you prove those water bottles aren’t filled with nitroglycerin???

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

can you prove those water bottles aren’t filled with nitroglycerin???

Yes. The labels clearly say “aquafina”

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

Pretty much everyone in the American midwest carries Ranch dressing.

Partially true. 
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Not like it’s an unprecedented situation. 
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Sorry, but all of this reminded me of this meme. Real pic of the actor/actress, then and now. More cool than lulz, seeing as how they’re still close friends.
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3 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Yes. The labels clearly say “aquafina”

That brown one in back might be labeled ACME.  Prob. should investigate its contents.  

1 hour ago, Homesickhorn said:


Sorry, but all of this reminded me of this meme. Real pic of the actor/actress, then and now. More cool than lulz, seeing as how they’re still close friends.
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She love him long time. 

6 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

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Why, why, WHY would you marry a woman with two mouths????

F'n amateur.

 

7 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

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So when he fucks is it technically a 3 way?

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55 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Why, why, WHY would you marry a woman with two mouths????

F'n amateur.

 

37 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

NGL, cojoined twins freak me out.  

 

 

sooo does this guy get to mark the "twins" box off his bucket list?  i mean technically yes... but maybe no. 

 

22 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

So when he fucks is it technically a 3 way?

Only if he stares at one of them and jizzes the face of the other. 

I mean, you’re getting double blowjobs on the reg, and you decide to throw that out the window by getting married?!? Fuckin idiot

15 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

The jokes that man has heard in his life….

 

every. damn. day.

 

 

I wonder how many times he's shown his penis to people. 

1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I wonder how many times he's shown his penis to people. 

Can’t you read?

every. damn. day. 

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