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2 hours ago, RPM said:

 

I don’t want no part of your white-ass Dallas country club Easter brunch.  Ya freak bitch!

FRANKLIN!!!!!!!!!

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11 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I don’t want no part of your white-ass Dallas country club Easter brunch.  Ya freak bitch!

FRANKLIN!!!!!!!!!

Mort, mort, mort, MORT!!!

6 hours ago, RPM said:

 

Dude just wants to travel in the HOV lane

48 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

 

She appears to have the assets to rapidly generate cash. And appears to be cold. 

8 minutes ago, nnm said:

She appears to have the assets to rapidly generate cash. And appears to be cold. 

She’s probably making higher payments for the Botox and implants than he is for his penis extension truck.

On 3/29/2024 at 1:15 PM, squib said:

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State of Texas plays the best April Fools joke and unlocks all porn sites today.  Violence plummets overnight.

26 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

She’s probably making higher payments for the Botox and implants than he is for his penis extension truck.

It's a GMC Sierra 1500 AT4.  It's a SIERRA, not an HD 2500 or 3500.  Dude bought a half ton truck for 78K...

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

 

Tell us you’re white trash without telling us you’re white trash. 

1 minute ago, Al Czervik said:

Tell us you’re white trash without telling us you’re white trash. 

Probably one of those predatory lending car lots you see up and down IH-35 

10 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Probably one of those predatory lending car lots you see up and down IH-35 

@ 14% they would be getting a bargain. 

Folks don't give your kids stupid names.  

Her name is Blaisey.  See what happens.

2 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

State of Texas plays the best April Fools joke and unlocks all porn sites today.  Violence plummets overnight.

It's a GMC Sierra 1500 AT4.  It's a SIERRA, not an HD 2500 or 3500.  Dude bought a half ton truck for 78K...

I missed that part…..he paid $78,000 for a used commuter truck?

Geeze….. smh

44 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I missed that part…..he paid $78,000 for a used commuter truck?

Geeze….. smh

No, he committed to pay 78k. He’s probably paid about 10k so far and will never pay off that note. He’ll just continue to roll it into new notes for his next micro-peen compensator. 

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3 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

It's a GMC Sierra 1500 AT4.  It's a SIERRA, not an HD 2500 or 3500.  Dude bought a half ton truck for 78K...

A used half ton   

Just now, fattyflattie said:

A used half ton   

AT4 is a nice suspension though...

7 minutes ago, huge said:

AT4 is a nice suspension though...

$78,000 and you get a 2 year old GMC with tow hooks and a nice suspension?

Sign me up.

4 minutes ago, CoTex said:

$78,000 and you get a 2 year old GMC with tow hooks and a nice suspension?

Sign me up.

Not only that, but a real nice financing deal.  

10 minutes ago, CoTex said:

$78,000 and you get a 2 year old GMC with tow hooks and a nice suspension?

Sign me up.

And bigger wheels.  Don’t hate.

24 minutes ago, Parliament said:

And bigger wheels.  Don’t hate.

Probably a 4-inch lift thrown in. Probably complimentary Oakley and Salt Life stickers too. 

3 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Folks don't give your kids stupid names.  

Her name is Blaisey.  See what happens.

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5 minutes ago, nnm said:

Probably a 4-inch lift thrown in. Probably complimentary Oakley and Salt Life stickers too. 

Upgrade from an 8-Track stereo maybe?

3 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Upgrade from an 8-Track stereo maybe?

A 6 disc CD player and a cigarette lighter.

8 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

A 6 disc CD player and a cigarette lighter.

And a…..

 

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9 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

And a…..

 

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And what about one of these...

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Those were a favorite of high school kids back in the day.

Mine was floor-mounted out of sight behind the seat.

 

 

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12 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Those were a favorite of high school kids back in the day.

Mine was floor-mounted out of sight behind the seat.

 

 

Everybody in my hs had one of those racks, complete with a deer rifle, .12 gauge, and/or a .22. On campus. During school hours. 
And/or a .22 tucked in the little sleeve at the bottom of the after-market seat cover that covered the bench seat. 

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

A 6 disc CD player and a cigarette lighter.

Sure, but does it have a Six-function MultiPro tailgate?

6 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Folks don't give your kids stupid names.  

Her name is Blaisey.  See what happens.

 

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9 hours ago, Post Oak said:

 

Pretty sure she made both payments from the clicks off this page alone. Rubes. Pussy and the internet are undefeated. Go back to Facebook.  

3 minutes ago, speed817 said:

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8 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Pretty sure she made both payments from the clicks off this page alone. Rubes. Pussy and the internet are undefeated. Go back to Facebook.  

Probably not. Very few TikTok accounts make anything resembling real money. It's much harder to monetize than YouTube or Twitch, etc.

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Might have to try this next year

 

1 minute ago, brakeman said:

 

Hilarious and terrifying at the same time.

 

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