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5 hours ago, tbone_ said:

wtf does that mean?

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5 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

That's funny.

I was probably 35 years old before I learned Eritrea was a country/place.

When I was 35 Eritrea wasn’t a country

That's funny.
I was probably 35 years old before I learned Eritrea was a country/place.
It's right next to your booty.

Dance Mama, dance!

On 3/31/2024 at 9:54 AM, Parliament said:

 

 

Reminds me of a halloween party years and years ago. Hulk and tweetybird got in a fight, and Hulk got his ass kicked. 

 

 

The frogs opened up their fancy new swimming hole

 

2 hours ago, RPM said:

Dance Mama, dance!

Love it when the blonde bitch walks up to deliver a sucker slap and she got kicked on to her ass.

2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Love it when the blonde bitch walks up to deliver a sucker slap and she got kicked on to her ass.

Firm believer in the philosophy that you don't hit women.  I also lose 100% of sympathy for them if they hit/slap first.  

53 minutes ago, uoftorange said:

Firm believer in the philosophy that you don't hit women.  I also lose 100% of sympathy for them if they hit/slap first.  

And in that case she was moving in to hit a guy that was being restrained.

Bitch.

2 hours ago, uoftorange said:

I also lose 100% of sympathy for them if they hit/slap first. 

there’s levels to it.  a man needs to be able to take a slap sometimes.  if it’s warranted. 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

there’s levels to it.  a man needs to be able to take a slap sometimes.  if it’s warranted. 

There are plenty of people that need their ass kicked.  Plenty of men have gotten slapped and earned it. 

However, no person should put their hands on another person because they got their feelings hurt.  Man on man, woman on woman, man on woman or woman on man.  But you don't get to hit someone just because you know they shouldn't hit you back because society says so.  If you open the violence floor you can't be surprised that you get violence back.  

22 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Pussy defeated…..

 

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If anybody had Armybrat posting step-cat porn on their 2024 bingo card of Surly...go buy a lottery ticket because you're on a fucking roll...

Is it like a "Birds aren't real" kinda flex?  Or is it more like "Yes, there was a Hellen Keller but she faked being deaf and blind to pull off an elaborate scheme to have a book about her that would make millions of dollars decades after she died." kinda flex?  Or was it because she partnered with another woman for much of her adult life, and co-founded the ACLU-based hatred of her?  I mean, I'm as guilty as anyone of finding niche-shit to get pissy about, but this is a pretty fucking weird one and coming from me, that's saying something.  

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48 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Huh?

That’s what Helen said.

8 hours ago, Armybrat said:

That’s what Helen said.

I thought she had mittens on?

12 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Is it like a "Birds aren't real" kinda flex?  Or is it more like "Yes, there was a Hellen Keller but she faked being deaf and blind to pull off an elaborate scheme to have a book about her that would make millions of dollars decades after she died." kinda flex?  Or was it because she partnered with another woman for much of her adult life, and co-founded the ACLU-based hatred of her?  I mean, I'm as guilty as anyone of finding niche-shit to get pissy about, but this is a pretty fucking weird one and coming from me, that's saying something.  

I think it’s that Helen may have been manipulated by others seeking to use her celebrity.  But still a pretty weird thing to get radical about. 

1 minute ago, Parliament said:

That's Owen Wilson.

No, but there's something a little off with the face.

Buffalo, Tx. April 6, 2024.

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21 hours ago, futureman said:

there’s levels to it.  a man needs to be able to take a slap sometimes.  if it’s warranted. 

How can she slap?

19 hours ago, uoftorange said:

There are plenty of people that need their ass kicked.  Plenty of men have gotten slapped and earned it. 

However, no person should put their hands on another person because they got their feelings hurt.  Man on man, woman on woman, man on woman or woman on man.  But you don't get to hit someone just because you know they shouldn't hit you back because society says so.  If you open the violence floor you can't be surprised that you get violence back.  

I feel like you’ve issued a few black eyes to females in your life.  maybe I’m wrong. 

10 minutes ago, futureman said:

I feel like you’ve issued a few black eyes to females in your life.  maybe I’m wrong. 

How about go fuck yourself

Maybe go get on your jump to conclusion mat again and try being less of a dumbass

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On 4/5/2024 at 4:26 PM, PRONG HORN said:

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Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?

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31 minutes ago, landman said:

Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?

She used the other one to moan.

9 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

God I love her….

 

 

We just watched the movie Serendipity last night for the first time. 
(Mrs. Brat likes to dirty chick flick romances now & then)

A shameless ripoff of Sleepless in Seattle, but she is kinda cute.

 

2 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

We just watched the movie Serendipity last night for the first time. 
(Mrs. Brat likes to dirty chick flick romances now & then)

A shameless ripoff of Sleepless in Seattle, but she is kinda cute.

 

Kinda????

6 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

We just watched the movie Serendipity last night for the first time. 
(Mrs. Brat likes to dirty chick flick romances now & then)

A shameless ripoff of Sleepless in Seattle, but she is kinda cute.

 

“dirty”?

WTF! Gottdamn AI auto incorrect! 
I typed “dvr”. 

10 hours ago, landman said:

Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?

Glad I’m not the only one that remembers those from the 1980’s.  In such poor taste but still funny 40 years later. 
 

How’d she burn her other ear?

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On 4/5/2024 at 5:26 PM, PRONG HORN said:

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She’s gonna flip when she sees this.

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