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wtf does that mean?


It means that a fat skank drives that jeep.
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19 minutes ago, luke duke said:

 

 


It means that a fat skank with face tats drives that jeep.

 

 

Fify

6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Glad I’m not the only one that remembers those from the 1980’s.  In such poor taste but still funny 40 years later. 
 

How’d she burn her other ear?

They called back.

I always loved the way he threw in "Ya' Nazi douchebag" at the end of the dialogue.  There was probably a really poor-taste "Diary of Helen Keller, but I couldn't read her handwriting" joke on the Kevin Smith cutting room floor somewhere...

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What's that thing where the moon blocks the sun?

With the mozzarella sticks and all the goofy shit in the sky?  

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The temperature dropped about twenty degrees during the eclipse .

I spent too much time in telecom, but I had an engineer who would put these on all the network gear cabinets where hopefully all the unconnected optical ports were covered.

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Need a surly collection to make this a reality at the Aggie presser before the renewed rivalry game. Invasion of the Austin libs. 

 

20 hours ago, bmbmd said:

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The temperature dropped about twenty degrees during the eclipse .

Wait whats funny about pacman ?

Surlyite taking a break from posting. 

6 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Wait whats funny about pacman ?

Mrs. Brat said the same thing! Lmao

8 hours ago, nnm said:

Need a surly collection to make this a reality at the Aggie presser before the renewed rivalry game. Invasion of the Austin libs. 

Flying dildo?

I don't think there is a drone powerful enough to lift Looch.

Mayor of Los Angeles, "And assault with a flying dildo, Drebin?"  

12 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Flying dildo?

I don't think there is a drone powerful enough to lift Looch.

Bob Stoops is working on a patent for one.

On 4/6/2024 at 10:11 PM, Trey3216 said:

God I love her….

 

 

I bet she is a dirty, dirty little bird.

2 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

I bet she is a dirty, dirty little bird.

I, for one, would be more than willing to fall on the sword and find out.  

On 4/9/2024 at 4:28 PM, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

 

 

I'd like to think this guy arrives at the lake in a similar fashion. Maybe towed behind a souped-up riding mower. 

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