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12 hours ago, ABSR said:

This is when they covered the Smiths, right?

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next-level trolling 

Surly rejoice!

Some guys will never leave home now...

 

On 4/16/2024 at 11:04 AM, Parliament said:

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43 minutes ago, ajax said:

Surly rejoice!

Some guys will never leave home now...

 

the beginning of the end of the species. 

1 hour ago, ajax said:

Surly rejoice!

Some guys will never leave home now...

Load in a South Austin's mom file, sell it for $3.50 and you'd print money.

 

1 hour ago, ajax said:

Surly rejoice!

Some guys will never leave home now...

 

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9 hours ago, ajax said:

Surly rejoice!

Some guys will never leave home now...

 

And? 

18 hours ago, ajax said:

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Some guys will never leave home now...

 

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19 hours ago, ajax said:

Surly rejoice!

Some guys will never leave home now...

 

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Post this in the video game forum.
On 4/15/2024 at 9:06 PM, 956 Worldwide said:

 

 

8 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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If there's one thing I know about Beyonce, it's that she has trouble selling out concerts

 

I don't understand why someone created that graphic to disparage Beyonce, but then again I'm not a fucking idiot so maybe I'm not supposed to understand that. 

Beyonce would totally hop into the Gulf Coast casino circuit big leagues if she weren't such a scared poser.

 

 

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39 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

I don't understand why someone created that graphic to disparage Beyonce, but then again I'm not a fucking idiot so maybe I'm not supposed to understand that. 

Some online white people are angry that beyonce sang a country song. In the same way some online black people were angry that luke combs sang a ricky williams song. 
 

1 minute ago, 52-80 said:

Some online white people are angry that beyonce sang a country song. In the same way some online black people were angry that luke combs sang a ricky williams song. 
 

Ricky Williams has songs?

47 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

I don't understand why someone created that graphic to disparage Beyonce, but then again I'm not a fucking idiot so maybe I'm not supposed to understand that. 

Here's the story about the author. Not lol at all.

Edit: Btw, the image is really from a Motley Crew concert at Wembley.

 

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4 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Ricky Williams has songs?

I'm a fast running back
And I want a ticket to the Heisman ceremony
Maybe we make a deal
Maybe together we can win the Cotton Bowl against Mississippi State

6 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

I'm a fast running back
And I want a ticket to the Heisman ceremony
Maybe we make a deal
Maybe together we can win the Cotton Bowl against Mississippi State

We got dreams to chase as we light up in the night,
Taking slow, deep breaths under the city light.
Feels like time just stops, oh, we're floating so far,
A break from the rush, in our little fast car.

We find peace in the smoke, it’s a gentle escape,
From the chains of the day that we finally break.
With each puff, each pass, like a soft guitar,
We ride these clouds of freedom, in our fast car.

3 hours ago, 52-80 said:

1. Caitlin Clark “You know, that famous singer/actress from that show I love!”  - women

2. Beyonce

Fixed it.

6 hours ago, 52-80 said:

1. Caitlin Clark

2. Beyonce

I’m no pop culture maven, but off the top of my head I think the following probably are at least on the list if not ahead of Beyoncé. Certainly than flash-in-the-pan Caitlyn Clark. 

Oprah

Taylor Swift

One or all of the Kardashians, including Jenner’s daughter.

Adele

Michelle Obama

 

 

1 minute ago, nnm said:

I’m no pop culture maven, but off the top of my head I think the following probably are at least on the list if not ahead of Beyoncé. Certainly than flash-in-the-pan Caitlyn Clark. 

Oprah - Not as worldwide as Beyonce.  Music trumps american TV

Taylor Swift - Yes, probably

One or all of the Kardashians, including Jenner’s daughter.  - More American celebrities than world, but definitely world famous

Adele - Known?  Maybe, not more famous

Michelle Obama - No one gives a shit who our first ladies are outside of America.  Yes she's known because she transcended the role, but no.  

 

It's probably Taylor then Beyonce.  All of those are solid entries but fall down a bit save for Taylor and Adele.  But Beyonce does have more Instagram followers, I'd say her music hits more age ranges and demographics, while Taylor's hits her demographic with a wrecking ball.  

5 minutes ago, uoftorange said:

It's probably Taylor then Beyonce.  All of those are solid entries but fall down a bit save for Taylor and Adele.  But Beyonce does have more Instagram followers, I'd say her music hits more age ranges and demographics, while Taylor's hits her demographic with a wrecking ball.  

I think you’re discounting Michelle Obama and Oprah. I travel and work in Europe, Africa, and Latin America a lot, and even people who don’t care about American pop culture know and usually admire those two ladies.

We’re probably both wrong, because there’s probably some Chinese or Indian superstar that we don’t know about who is known and beloved by many more people than any American pop star. 

1 minute ago, nnm said:

I think you’re discounting Michelle Obama and Oprah. I travel and work in Europe, Africa, and Latin America a lot, and even people who don’t care about American pop culture know and usually admire those two ladies.

We’re probably both wrong, because there’s probably some Chinese or Indian superstar that we don’t know about who is known and beloved by many more people than any American pop star. 

I actually tried to look and see about that.  Like was I missing someone.  But didn't find anyone that made sense.  But you are probably right about Chinese or Indian Star.  Sheer number of people knowing their fame would dwarf the US.  The global aspect of US celebrities is big though.  So a lot of those people also know Beyonce.  When I was in India last and people found out I was from Houston I got all kinds of Beyonce questions.  And that was a good while ago

If we’re being honest with ourselves, and men are allowed to vote, there are a few porn actresses near the top of the list too.

Seen on a port-o-potty at my work site.

 

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What happens when you want to grab one before it melts?

3 minutes ago, RPM said:

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What happens when you want to grab one before it melts?

Why would I want to chill the neck of the bottle when most of the thermal mass is lower in the bottle?

 

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