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1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

I'm with Ken, lol, I get it, but still creepy. 

35 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I'm with Ken, lol, I get it, but still creepy. 

It never appealed to me.

Until it happened. Then it did.

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

I'm with Ken, lol, I get it, but still creepy. 

Never been a fan, don't get it at all, it's creepy as fuck to me

Mark me down for creepy too. I’ve never understood it.

I'm indifferent to being called "daddy".   If that's her thing, so be it.  But, I'm not stupid enough to turn a hot chick down b/c I think she's referring to her father. 

I mean, JFC, that's either fake or the dude an idiot. 

36 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Forget about "daddy" and worry about cousins:

 

 

 

11 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

Need some help here

Kid’s wearing a Nirvana shirt but can’t name their songs. Little fucking poser. 

On 5/11/2024 at 8:54 PM, cactusflinthead said:

 

Apparently there is a hidden camera somewhere in my house. 

3 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Shouldn’t she have been stuck in the dryer or something?!

Do we not care about narrative?

I’ll stick with Pornhub with its rich tapestry of storylines of family boning each other thank you very much….

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4 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Apparently there is a hidden camera somewhere in my house. 

that joke was already made, cockjockey. 

The A-A-ron teacher from Key and Peele has a sister!
 
 
She needs to report to Dean O Shaq Hennessey
46 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

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That’s some surlyite’s fetish, for sure. 

12 hours ago, Born to Run said:
On 5/10/2024 at 11:06 PM, ajax said:
The A-A-ron teacher from Key and Peele has a sister!
 
 

She needs to report to Dean O Shaq Hennessey

Pre-sent! 

Play it baby
Play your, play your piano now
Alright
Do it, do it, come on now
Play on it, play on it, make daddy now
Daddy, daddy, daddy, play your, mm

So they closed the portal down already. Can’t imagine why.
 

 

1 hour ago, HiggyBaby said:

So they closed the portal down already. Can’t imagine why.
 

Ok, first of all, it's tater tots.

And secondly, tater tots????

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On 5/13/2024 at 9:09 PM, Dnaguy said:

Shouldn’t she have been stuck in the dryer or something?!

Do we not care about narrative?

I’ll stick with Pornhub with its rich tapestry of storylines of family boning each other thank you very much….

Who wants to tell him?

6 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Who wants to tell him?

You dont know where he lives...

39 minutes ago, deadshank said:

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Cooks 10X better

22 minutes ago, huge said:

You dont know where he lives...

Fair enough. Just assuming. 

24 minutes ago, RPM said:

Cooks 10X better

Your wife cooks?  You jabby bastard. 

11 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Ok, first of all, it's tater tots.

And secondly, tater tots????

It’s an older code but it checks out 

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The mining billionaire Gina Rinehart has demanded the National Gallery of Australia remove her portrait from an exhibition by the award-winning artist Vincent Namatjira.

 

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23 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

It’s an older code but it checks out 

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Learn something new every day, I guess.

But, there are so many other, superior names.  Personally, I prefer sweater puppies or baby feeders.

Bombs, cans, major league yabos, bodacious tatas

8 hours ago, locodos said:

The mining billionaire Gina Rinehart has demanded the National Gallery of Australia remove her portrait from an exhibition by the award-winning artist Vincent Namatjira.

 

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That portrait looks more like Rosie O’Donnell.

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