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1 hour ago, WithoutAClue said:

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Raised five, can confirm attitude. 

 

 

 

EDIT: Plan for future, understand you can wind up with at least one teenager in the house for seventeen consecutive years.

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3 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Dude should do more "walking" himself. Took 5 people to get him back standing.

 

It's funny 'cause he's fat

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Oops

The zoom in on the flying sandal sent me into laugh spasms.

17 minutes ago, WithoutAClue said:

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Damnit.  Was coming here to post this. 

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Hahahahhahahaha 

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2 hours ago, NAVY said:

Hahahahhahahaha 

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Glad I wasn't the only one that had that as their first thought 

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Sound up.  Payoff is the very last sentence.  The guy's text message response to his friend. Which one of you aholes was that?  Got a literal LOL out of me.

 

 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Sound up.  Payoff is the very last sentence.  The guy's text message response to his friend. Which one of you aholes was that?  Got a literal LOL out of me.

 

 

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1 hour ago, nnm said:

Sound up.  Payoff is the very last sentence.  The guy's text message response to his friend. Which one of you aholes was that?  Got a literal LOL out of me.

 

 

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I don't travel enough on planes, but what happened to making the fatties buy 2 tickets?  Was that ever a thing or did it get quashed.  That should definitely be a thing if you can't contain your rolls withing the armrests.

44 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I don't travel enough on planes, but what happened to making the fatties buy 2 tickets?  Was that ever a thing or did it get quashed.  That should definitely be a thing if you can't contain your rolls withing the armrests.

I know SWA tried it for a while; have no idea if they're still requiring fatties to buy 2 tickets.  They should. 

You would think with her having thick everything else, she would also have thick skin.

Not so much.

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I know SWA tried it for a while; have no idea if they're still requiring fatties to buy 2 tickets.  They should. 

Sadly they can purchase an entire row and then request a refund of the extra 2 tickets if their body requires 3 seats.  Alternatively they can request accomodations at the gate and SWA will move other passengers to accomodate them upon request. So... if you decide to complain to a flight attendent about your encroaching seatmate you likely will get moved to accomodate the person.  What a world

9 hours ago, nnm said:

Sound up.  Payoff is the very last sentence.  The guy's text message response to his friend. Which one of you aholes was that?  Got a literal LOL out of me.

 

 

On our nonstop flight back from London to Austin in 2018, an Indian lady sitting next to me was served a special request meal of some kind of odd dish
She farted curry all the way from Ireland to somewhere over Indiana.

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2 hours ago, Tex Long said:

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For some reason I can't neg this.  

3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

On our nonstop flight back from London to Austin in 2018, an Indian lady sitting next to me was served a special request meal of some kind of odd dish
She farted curry all the way from Ireland to somewhere over Indiana.


 You sound pretty incensed. I’m guessing she didn’t curry any favor with you by her aero-matic display

11 hours ago, Bullneck said:

For some reason I can't neg this.  

As it turns out, you don't have to. Snowflakes out front shoulda told you. 

8 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

As it turns out, you don't have to. Snowflakes out front shoulda told you. 

Swing on by the Cloak Room sometime. That’s a better venue for political stuff. 

Just now, Bullneck said:

Swing on by the Cloak Room sometime. That’s a better venue for political stuff. 

I didn't see it as political. They're both actors. Literally, at least as far as many critics seem to think. 

For some reason I can't neg this.  
Tex Long can suck all the diseased dicks, or rancid cunts. Whichever he least prefers.
As it turns out, you don't have to. Snowflakes out front shoulda told you. 
Good; fuck you. Slava Ukrani. And keep the Lulz board free of bullshit.
I didn't see it as political. They're both actors. Literally, at least as far as many critics seem to think. 
Fuck off; comrad

Stop please. 

28 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

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An empire in decline. 

20 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

…….

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I’ve seen a rascal with big mud tire, but never a rascal on tracks.

I think we might be onto something here….

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

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Had this problem at the Austin downtown Marriott about 5 years ago. Idiots. 

2 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

 

I’ve seen a rascal with big mud tire, but never a rascal on tracks.

I think we might be onto something here….

Too late. Meet the Action TrackChair

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