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1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

That is amazing.

Those lip reading guys are fucking incredible.

I'm going to guess that's not the first time she's had a burning sensation below the waist.

better to scream and burn than to stop drop and roll like was drilled into your head as a youngster.

19 hours ago, Grippe said:

"Where were the airbags?!?!?"

Sliding on concrete.  Worse than hitting a car.

she seems fun

On 1/31/2019 at 10:55 PM, Your Mom said:

I'm inspired.  Headed to Hobby Lobby first thing in the morning for glitter, glue, and maybe stop by Home Depot for a nice polyurethane clear coat.   

Well, how did your bedazzled testicles come out?

The NFL bad lip reading just needs Jason Garrett and some guy chewing gum loudly.

2 hours ago, You don't know me said:

Well, how did your bedazzled testicles come out?

They itch.

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Not sure if this belongs here or in "I'd pee in her butt."


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I beat off to that about 6 times before realizing the error of my ways.

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I beat off to that about 6 times before realizing the error of my ways.

I believe that’s illegal, at least in my county
21 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

 

 

 

 

She is a keeper...

^^ Greg may honda. So Waco right? 

Maybe he's helping look for the real rapists 

He's just getting it ready to put the SpecOps

1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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hunt for
ogres and dwarves
lion-slicer
run...with...death

He's just getting it ready to put the SpecOps mods on it:

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2 hours ago, Mileslong said:

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Dolphin safe but what about the Tuna?

Did not turn out so well for him.

4 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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hunt for
ogres and dwarves
lion-slicer
run...with...death

Downside: no windows.  Upside: no obnoxious flyer from Locoz Extreme Window Tint.

7 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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hunt for
ogres and dwarves
lion-slicer
run...with...death

I hate these new bare bones models.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Dude...you can turn the Eagle into an off-road BEAST.

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And when I was about 10, I tried to convince my parents to buy one, because it's like a practical station wagon, but IT'S AN OFF ROAD BEAST!  My lobbying was unsuccessful.

I also tried a similar tactic.  Thankfully my parents were smarter than me back then.

19 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i'm gonna start negging the car talk in the lolpic thread

What, you've never heard of a.........funny car?

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24 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i'm gonna start negging the car talk in the lolpic thread

I'll take your neg, Hayden.  The dad-joke was worth it.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I'll take your neg, Hayden.  The dad-joke was worth it.

it actually made me smile. but a man's got to have a code.

On 2/5/2019 at 3:49 PM, Chewbacca said:

I also tried a similar tactic.  Thankfully my parents were smarter than me back then.

They still make the AMC Eagle.  It's called the Subaru Outback and infinitely more reliable.

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