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#37051
Hilarious. Every. Time.

Oldies but goodies.

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#37054
Dirty Martin's, a burger joint in Austin, TX, has acquired Jimbo Fisher's yearless Texas A&M National Championship plaque.

 

 

Edited by Post Oak

#37055
7 minutes ago, Post Oak said:
Dirty Martin's, a burger joint in Austin, TX, has acquired Jimbo Fisher's yearless Texas A&M National Championship plaque.

 

 

Funniest part is all the aggys trying to prove that its a replica.  Um . . . a replica of one of the dumbest things ever.

#37056

Brawl Breaks out 5-23-2024 fight 6th Street Austin TX


I laughed at the 0:24 mark when they hit big boy with the taser and goes down.

None of them can fight for shit.
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#37058
I’ve watched this 20 times

 

#37059
2 hours ago, demos said:

 

Brawl Breaks out 5-23-2024 fight 6th Street Austin TX

 


I laughed at the 0:24 mark when they hit big boy with the taser and goes down.

None of them can fight for shit.

 

I haven’t been to 6th in many, many years, but isn’t this just the regular rhythm of the street?  2-3 times a night?

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#37060

 

“The Shining” came out 44 years today and the best part of the film is definitely that time someone edited the trailer to make it a Romantic Comedy (instead of Horror).

 

 

#37061
3 hours ago, demos said:

 

Brawl Breaks out 5-23-2024 fight 6th Street Austin TX

 


I laughed at the 0:24 mark when they hit big boy with the taser and goes down.

None of them can fight for shit.

 

Rumor has it the fight started because someone suggested they all go to Rainey St. to keep partying. 

#37063
17 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

“The Shining” came out 44 years today and the best part of the film is definitely that time someone edited the trailer to make it a Romantic Comedy (instead of Horror).

 

 

This is also a good one:

 

#37064
Sometimes these posts hit hard just for the comment sections
 
 

So…ummm…anyone gotta link for the gal in the black dress? Because she is relevant to my interests.
#37065
What do you think happened here? 😳

 

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#37066
Bro this should be a crime 😂

 

#37068
I’ve seen this kind of damage but only in Tom and Jerry

 

#37070

 

 

 

Lizzo reacts to South Park roasting her on the new episode about Ozempic 😂😂

 

#37073
19 hours ago, Kwix said:
What do you think happened here? 😳

 

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#37074

31 years later. Still funny. 

31 years ago today, the greatest baseball blooper was born

 

#37076

 

When you are in the mood but she's too full from dinner

 

#37078
1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:

This is our dryer notification. It's like a neverending jam band encore.

pic.twitter.com/e8cfZDIbMC

 

Good thing you'll only have to listen to it for 2 years before it breaks and you vow never to get another Samsung.

#37079
3 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

This is our dryer notification. It's like a neverending jam band encore.

pic.twitter.com/e8cfZDIbMC

 

you know you can turn that off. 

#37082
7 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

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When you have time to kill at the airport, skip the lounge and find the bar nearest to the Spirit gates. 

The Spirit-adjacent bar at MSY is one of my favorite places, and I don't even drink anymore. 

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#37085
3 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

When you have time to kill at the airport, skip the lounge and find out bar nearest to the Spirit gates. 

The Spirit-adjacent bar at MSY is one of my favorite places, and I don't even drink anymore. 

A loud argument between two people in pajamas is a given. But on a prime day you can see a full meltdown with destruction of commercial property or maybe even a taser deployment.

#37090
3 hours ago, Chooky said:

A loud argument between two people in pajamas is a given. But on a prime day you can see a full meltdown with destruction of commercial property or maybe even a taser deployment.

I have seen a taser deployment there. The bartender was utterly unmoved and said that it happens so often that it's not exciting or noteworthy to him any longer. 

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#37091
10 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I have seen a taser deployment there. The bartender was utterly unmoved and said that it happens so often that it's not exciting or noteworthy to him any longer. 

Tensions run so high in the airport now for obvious reasons. But even when we have to go through tsa I just default into cattle mode and endure it. It sucks and can be frustrating but it's not that bad. People just go on full tilt. It's wild. 

We saw a couple in San Antonio go into a full volume rage argument. The gate told them they weren't flying. Full rage round two. Then cops arrive. Rage even harder. They rounded the corner and I heard the crack of the taser and the wailing. I couldn't tell if it was the guy or the girl. 

#37098
On 5/24/2024 at 1:13 PM, Jerry Callo said:

Funniest part is all the aggys trying to prove that its a replica.  Um . . . a replica of one of the dumbest things ever.

Sadly, it isn’t the original plaque. Font is different

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