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1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

Sadly, it isn’t the original plaque. Font is different

That's a very aggy thing to say.

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1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

Sadly, it isn’t the original plaque. Font is different

Don’t care….. got Jimbo still cashin’ checks.

18 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Don’t care….. got Jimbo still cashin’ checks.

As long as the bevels are correct, the font doesn't affect the reality.

4 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

Sadly, it isn’t the original plaque. Font is different

The proper response to aggy is "oh yeah, well then where is the real one?"

On 5/26/2024 at 11:01 PM, gofuckyourself said:

This is our dryer notification. It's like a neverending jam band encore.

 

Naw, that's Gilbert & Sullivan

 

When you have time to kill at the airport, skip the lounge and find the bar nearest to the Spirit gates. 
The Spirit-adjacent bar at MSY is one of my favorite places, and I don't even drink anymore. 

I have shared your words with so many people. That is fucking hilarious.
2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Naw, that's Gilbert & Sullivan

 

I bet that guy sharts 5 nights a week.

On 5/27/2024 at 5:01 AM, gofuckyourself said:

This is our dryer notification. It's like a neverending jam band encore.

 

not lol material.  this is real-things-that-piss-you-off material. 😡

10 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Presumably taken from a Dallas-area law firm restroom. 

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A helicocktor?

42 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Presumably taken from a Dallas-area law firm restroom. 

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Thujone on his next aggy-copter artwork?  Or did Stoops get a new helicopter?

1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Presumably taken from a Dallas-area law firm restroom. 

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The look on the judge's face is priceless!  The look of realization on the defendant's face is almost as good.  You can hear the record scratch in his head.

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Speling is imprtent.

22 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Naw, that's Gilbert & Sullivan

 

If you leave the sound off he looks like he's singing "I have a structured settlement and I need cash now".

4 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

The look on the judge's face is priceless!  The look of realization on the defendant's face is almost as good.  You can hear the record scratch in his head.

there are 2 or 3 youtube channels dedicated to the morons who are defendants in Judge Simpson's court.  esp the repeat offenders. 

 

The amount of excuses, idiocy, and pure dumbassery that he has to deal with on a daily basis would make most of us lose our fucking minds. 

8 minutes ago, WithoutAClue said:

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You still can.  It’s just expensive.  Had a young guy who worked for me several years ago. I bet he broke 3-4 phones per year.  He came in one day bitching about it.  I told him I try not to get up in people’s personal business, and I am generally against such things, but he might want to take out the insurance on the new one.  Just a thought.

4 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Someone find out if she has any eligibility left.


Head and face leaving a hole in the sheetrock? Chef’s kiss. 

4 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

You still can.  It’s just expensive.  Had a young guy who worked for me several years ago. I bet he broke 3-4 phones per year.  He came in one day bitching about it.  I told him I try not to get up in people’s personal business, and I am generally against such things, but he might want to take out the insurance on the new one.  Just a thought.

Without even checking, I'm sure there is an app that simulates slamming the phone down.

1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

How would an app simulate slamming your phone down?

^^^^^^

I don't know anything, other that there is an app for everything.

Just now, Jerry Callo said:

^^^^^^

I don't know anything, other that there is an app for everything.

Is there an app for getting me a date with the real Alexandra Daddario?

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Is there an app for getting me a date with the real Alexandra Daddario?

Have you checked the app store?

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3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Is there an app for getting me a date with the real Alexandra Daddario?

Yes

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This law shit looks easy as hell. How much they pay someone to be a judge?


 

1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

How would an app simulate slamming your phone down?

My guess is it sends the person you are talking with the sound they would hear if you slammed down an old phone to hang up ... then it disconnects.

Quannell X does not appreciate this Houston teacher's video efforts:

 

Edit:  here’s the pixilated video side by side with Q’s statement:

Spoiler

 

 

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Vic sure did.

 

Although I was kind of waiting for an 800 number to pop up, with a, “Donate now! Operators are standing by!” type message. 

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