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#37452
9 hours ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

Smart kid.

Tackle The Man With The Ball >>> Baseball.

We used to call that something way less PC.

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#37453
12 hours ago, Superhero said:

I don't get it.

 

12 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

you arent thinking hard enough

Concentration is key.

#37457
15 hours ago, Parliament said:

Bagels are traditionally a Jewish food item.  Germany doesn’t have any Jewish people anymore because…well…

Shockingly they do have some Jews.  Met several a year ago and was surprised.   Quick Google/Wiki search shows Germany tied for 9/10th most of any country.

 

.... But they use to have a LOT more.

#37461
On 6/13/2024 at 6:57 PM, tfoolry said:

 

Love this dude, but he looks like Ricky Schroder with pancreatic cancer

 

The last few seconds fucking killed me. Holy fuck I can't stop laughing

#37462
On 6/13/2024 at 3:31 PM, nnm said:

 

I want to live my life through this kid 😂pic.twitter.com/1HHnAWz6DU

On the same theme . . .

He came here to do 2 things…and it looks like he’s almost out of beer. 

#37463
9 hours ago, TXUT said:

He came here to do 2 things…and it looks like he’s almost out of beer. 

I thought that was his dip cup

#37471

 

"All the best business ideas are taken"Then you found a guy charging $500/hour to rent out his beer-serving wedding donkey. Booked 3 years out!I'm in love with this idea and business. Doing a deep dive on my podcast and newsletter soon.Gonna go buy a donkey first though.

 

 

#37472

If that service is not called 'the Thorough Burro', I don't want to attend another wedding ever again.  

I've actually seen something similar to that with a goat at a wedding in Mexico.  But it was just a satchel with a couple bottles of tequila and shot glasses.  But this takes it a whole 'nother level.  It's like YETI invented livestock

I really want to have been there  when they ordered the floral arrangement.  "Well sir, we don't necessarily upcharge for weddings.  But there is the cost of a prompt delivery to the venue, final touches, customization for the event, etc."

-I'm not paying extra, this is for a donkey.

"Whuh?"  

#37478
8 hours ago, demos said:

^ The citrus is also about sex.

Tangerine, the Lemon Song, and what’s the third one?  

#37485
3 hours ago, Don Johnson said:
Mannnn I can’t😭😭😭

 

0a081f6c-e90b-44f7-9d76-c8a3cae00de1_tex
 

#37486

Not sure whether I should laugh at this or not. 

🥹

 

#37492
48 minutes ago, Orale said:

Poor Ravindra. 

brown sheep of the family.  i think george muthoot george took the extra dibs.

#37495
From a wine list in Porto last night. When a wine is declared to have "great volume in the mouth" with a "long finish" what exactly is being promised? #LostInTranslation or #FoundInTranslation

 

#37496
3 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

He might need a new business pic. 

painter.png

 

I don't think his experience "painting houses" is necessarily what I'm looking for.

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