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a bit that's been done multiple times, but yes, still funny.  they did it well.

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I pity the motherfucker who dares serves me this

 

 

1 hour ago, ajax said:

I pity the motherfucker who dares serves me this

 

 

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I pity the motherfucker who dares serves me this
 
 

Still better than a grocery store Bar S brand.

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We’re doing these already, right?

56 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:

Bar S brand

that shit almost turned me off hot dogs

almost

14 hours ago, ajax said:

I pity the motherfucker who dares serves me this

 

 

 

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14 hours ago, ajax said:

I pity the motherfucker who dares serves me this

 

 

 

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13 hours ago, RPM said:

 

that looks absolutely awful.  holy shit.

I don't care if this is staged. It still makes for a brilliant comedic short story.

 

4 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

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Holy shit

7 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

Holy shit, LOL! Never heard of her, but this bitch was up for a grammy? At least Carl Lewis wasn't a singer. Neither was Roseanne, she was also being cunty. This is the worst ever for that reason alone. 

7 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Holy shit

Holy shit, LOL! Never heard of her, but this bitch was up for a grammy? At least Carl Lewis wasn't a singer. Neither was Roseanne, she was also being cunty. This is the worst ever for that reason alone. 


And now we know why she’s only ever been “nominated.”

 

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A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.

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1 hour ago, nnm said:

New fear unlocked and lol at the same time. 

 

looks like a rubber snek

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

looks like a rubber snek

Damnit you're right.

9 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

 

Just now, thunderlounge said:

Turn a disaster into sympathy?

One way to do it, but not sure it’s legit. 

It's in the first sentence.

She's not bullshittin', y'all.

Going with the surly fallback of "I was drunk AF", " I was high AF".  wonder what her surly handle is. 

32 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

It's in the first sentence.

She's not bullshittin', y'all.


Oh, I have no doubt she wasn’t bullshittin about being hammered. 
 

 

1 hour ago, HiggyBaby said:

She’s going to rehab cuz of that?

She’s hiring a speech therapist and a vocal coach.

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Got em, pops

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On 7/15/2024 at 2:25 PM, bolverk said:

I don't care if this is staged. It still makes for a brilliant comedic short story.

 

What's the problem?  It was only a little messing around.

2 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

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I’d like to know what’s in those containers.  

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