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2 hours ago, tfoolry said:

I’d like to know what’s in those containers.  

You're a raccoon, aren't you? 

6 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

You're a raccoon, aren't you? 

Not quite.  
 

 

 

59 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

Not quite.  
 

 

 

I remember that.  He lived about 40 miles away.

4 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

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Today. On my way home from work.

That’s some Aggie intelligence at work. Advertise to the world that there’s likely a firearm in the car, that can be easily obtained by breaking the window when Mrs. Aggie parks it at the Katy strip mall while she gets her nails done. 

42 minutes ago, nnm said:

That’s some Aggie intelligence at work. Advertise to the world that there’s likely a firearm in the car, that can be easily obtained by breaking the window when Mrs. Aggie parks it at the Katy strip mall while she gets her nails done. 

Maybe it's a bang bus rip off and the guns are dicks

9 hours ago, nnm said:

That’s some Aggie intelligence at work. Advertise to the world that there’s likely a firearm in the car, that can be easily obtained by breaking the window when Mrs. Aggie parks it at the Katy strip mall while she gets her nails done. 

What’s really telling is the lack of an SEC sticker.

They be gone to the B1G.

I took this earlier tonight.

My new hero.

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You forgot to take a picture of the line of women waiting for him to tickle them.
32 minutes ago, luke duke said:


You forgot to take a picture of the line of women waiting for him to tickle them.

They are all shown in the picture.

On 7/17/2024 at 9:41 PM, BearSchlong said:

I took this earlier tonight.

My new hero.

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This sow has tits. I bet her could really make her squeal.

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2 hours ago, Superhero said:

This sow has tits. I bet her could really make her squeal.

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2 hours ago, Superhero said:

This sow has tits. I bet her could really make her squeal.

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If you’re an adult wearing shit like that in public you deserve ridicule. 

On 7/17/2024 at 11:41 PM, BearSchlong said:

I took this earlier tonight.

My new hero.

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So did he get his Cybertruck fixed or not?

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

 

Quick! Somebody call a lawyer!

She's not wrong though

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This is all I could think of listening to her voice.
On 7/17/2024 at 2:39 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

You're a raccoon, aren't you? 

If he is, he has to tell us.

On 7/17/2024 at 6:57 PM, Homesickhorn said:

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Today. On my way home from work.

  • Prince Philip, who passed away at age 99 late last week, will indeed be traveling to his funeral in a Land Rover Defender 130 "gun bus," a vehicle meant for hunting expeditions that was outfitted to his specifications by Foley Specialist Vehicles.
12 hours ago, Armybrat said:

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Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft? 

12 hours ago, Armybrat said:

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No! No! "Blow" is a figure of speech. Suck. Dammit.

4 hours ago, Underdog said:

 

I don’t understand the obsession with anal sex.

I’ve tried it before and I had trouble sitting for a week.


 

 

Just joking. I did it a couple times with my ex and I’d rather have boring old pussy. 

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6 minutes ago, Superhero said:

I don’t understand the obsession with anal sex.

I’ve tried it before and I had trouble sitting for a week.


 

 

Just joking. I did it a couple times with my ex and I’d rather have boring old pussy. 

 

I don’t understand the obsession with anal sex.
I’ve tried it before and I had trouble sitting for a week.

 
 
Just joking. I did it a couple times with my ex and I’d rather have boring old pussy. 

Let me help with that:
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