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something, something, SouthAustin's Mom.

Spotted this morning irl. Someone’s proud of their hobby.

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3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Spotted this morning irl. Someone’s proud of their hobby.

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Overpaying for repairs on a German car?

54 minutes ago, WithoutAClue said:

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You just have to end your stories with "....allegedly."  Then you are all good.

1 hour ago, WithoutAClue said:

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Not a problem as long as the statute has run. 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Not a problem as long as the statute has run. 

Or by starting "With all due respect..."

45 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

Not gonna take an F from teechur who can't spell "relevant".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Although, mind you, "revelant" is a perfectly good word, but context says she probably doesn't know that. I'd blame Otto Korekt, but I don't think he lives in a red pen.

16 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

The Original Dickbutt. Ancient Rome.

 

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You go around Athens, phalluses are everywhere. Seems like every ancient and modern Greek is Thujone. 

2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

On its side/limp, it looks like musubi.

 

1 hour ago, Mittens said:

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27 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

Not me

10 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

How an elephant scratches his stomach

 

 

 

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WTF  ⬆⬆⬆⬆⬆⬆⬆⬆

Love the comment: 

"Holy Crap on a Cracker" 😋

 

 

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13 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

It's probably too late to keep him from procreating.    

Looked to me like he took care of that.

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7 minutes ago, futureman said:

how do they keep that thing from rolling? 

His enormous balls act as a rudder.

22 minutes ago, futureman said:

how do they keep that thing from rolling? 

Don't let Jasmine drive.

If you laugh at this, you’re going to hell ….

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

If you laugh at this, you’re going to hell ….

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Is that sophomore season xavier worthy?

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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All aboard.

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8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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See ya there, amigo. 

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