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2 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

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If you look close enough at that little circular structure on the far right.  That's an annex office of Ted Lorenz, and he's on top of it! 

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Jesus, woman. Get a grip.

She did give the finger to that ‘zard.

On 7/22/2024 at 1:14 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

On its side/limp, it looks like musubi.

Excessive speed and reckless maneuvering on the way to South Austin’s mom’s house 

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I did that once with my dad’s ‘64 beetle…

He was a ref and we always had old whistles laying around the house… one day I thought it would be funny to tape one of them to his bumper.

It was to me.

It was not to him. I got in some well worth it trouble.

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I shoulda put it under the car like that
10 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

What the hell is that woman tripping about? DRIVE THE DAMN BOAT!

2 hours ago, futureman said:

 

Walking around looking at them instead of driving the hell out of there.  Just needed one of them to hit the boat and she goes in the water and becomes dinner.  And then the seal drives off.

9 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

What the hell is that woman tripping about? DRIVE THE DAMN BOAT!

I’ve seen those videos of orca working together to swamp and/or flip ice floes that seals are hiding on. DRIVE THE DAMN BOAT!!!

10 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

No.  You sit there and take it.

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4 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Tits McGee and Hooty McBoob. 

Booby McTitface and Titty Mcboobface.

This is so great. Wait until the very end. Setup: a little girl is being told she's going to Disneyland, which brings out tears of joy.
 

 

 

I was able to successfully pass on my dislike for amusement parks onto my kids.  That's my proudest accomplishment as a parent.  No more Six Flags and no Disney trips for me.

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11 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I was able to successfully pass on my dislike for amusement parks onto my kids.  That's my proudest accomplishment as a parent.  No more Six Flags and no Disney trips for me.

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Well son, this one looks like some sort of...underwater, uh...tropical plant.

19 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I was able to successfully pass on my dislike for amusement parks onto my kids.  That's my proudest accomplishment as a parent.  No more Six Flags and no Disney trips for me.

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Is that queso on flamin hot cheetos?

Breakfast of champions. Worth the risk
6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


 

😂😂😂😂😘

Is it ok if you're as drunk as they are?

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