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5 hours ago, ABSR said:

It's called a Hatch Chili.

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NM green chile, including the variant known by the trade name hatch chile, can be, and should be, significantly hotter than jalapeños. The mild variants, bred for you weak-ass types, are still at least as potent as the typical jalapeño. 
The heat-less jalapeño is actually a bell pepper. Which I don’t see the point of. If you’re going to eat a pepper, man up and eat one that has some heat. 

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7 hours ago, jeevsie said:

Gordon Ramses

I thought it was Pharaoh cooking farro but yours makes more sense.

4 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

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Cunt Bev is pretty funny

You have to be pretty twisted to laugh at this. In other words, on the surl. 

 

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NM green chile, including the variant known by the trade name hatch chile, can be, and should be, significantly hotter than jalapeños. The mild variants, bred for you weak-ass types, are still at least as potent as the typical jalapeño. 
The heat-less jalapeño is actually a bell pepper. Which I don’t see the point of. If you’re going to eat a pepper, man up and eat one that has some heat. 

I love hatchfest at central market. It’s going on now. So many products with hatch, especially the tortillas.

Agree on the bell pepper. Gross. I hate them.
On 8/4/2024 at 2:17 PM, Sbbruin said:

 

Part Dos ey

 

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12 minutes ago, WithoutAClue said:

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I imagine the loading mechanism is no longer working.

12 hours ago, nnm said:

You have to be pretty twisted to laugh at this. In other words, on the surl. 

 

You've obviously never seen sit down volleyball.

1 hour ago, WithoutAClue said:

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a/k/a Sideline Guillotine

18 minutes ago, RPM said:

a/k/a Sideline Guillotine

I was fortunate in that the last house we live in when I was a kid that had these lines we moved out of when I was still short enough to run under them unimpeded.

I may have had a few encounters with the poles, however. 🤬

What is the story behind it?

Seriously. I have no idea. I’m sure there is a funny video behind it, but I have not seen it. 

Google Raygun Olympics 

I did. Holy shit.

Damn…it’s even dumber than I feared. The only Olympics I watched was the golf.  The fact that break dancing is a “sport” reinforces my decision not to watch. Who knew break dancing was even a thing anymore. Is this 1985?

16 minutes ago, Hate said:

Is this 1985?


Wait til acid-wash jeans, parachute pants, jams, boomboxes, synthesizers, coke, and hairbands make a comeback. 

6 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:


Wait til acid-wash jeans, parachute pants, jams, boomboxes, synthesizers, coke, and hairbands make a comeback. 

When that happens, I’ll set down my boom box (hoping it didn’t mess up my popped collar), pull up the sleeve on my member’s only and check the time on my Swatch. 

2 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

Oh shit. Took me a second to realize that's a stove. That's a pretty expensive fuck off.

21 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:


Wait til acid-wash jeans, parachute pants, jams, boomboxes, synthesizers, coke, and hairbands make a comeback. 

Double knit bellbottoms ftw

44 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:


Wait til acid-wash jeans, parachute pants, jams, boomboxes, synthesizers, coke, and hairbands make a comeback. 

Already happened twice, happened again once, no, probably not, happened a bunch, never left, that's definitely going to happen

24 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Double knit bellbottoms ftw

See Lainey wilson a few posts above

4 hours ago, nnm said:

When that happens, I’ll set down my boom box (hoping it didn’t mess up my popped collar), pull up the sleeve on my member’s only and check the time on my Swatch. 

Just imagine the increase in demand for D cell batteries!

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27 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Just imagine the increase in demand for D cell batteries!

I really go through those D cells. 

12 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

For Hate and the rest of y’all living under rocks…

 

Go ahead and chuck it in a dumpsta!

23 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

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Pro Tip: Make sure you check the inside of the pipe for yellowjackets or red wasps.  

3 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Pro Tip: Make sure you check the inside of the pipe for yellowjackets or red wasps.  

My grandma stuffed old rags in the end pieces. 

2 minutes ago, markstanco said:

My grandma stuffed old rags in the end pieces. 

Eventually, after many close calls and stings, dad welded on caps.

 

 

On 8/14/2024 at 10:43 AM, TrashMaster G said:

I was fortunate in that the last house we live in when I was a kid that had these lines we moved out of when I was still short enough to run under them unimpeded.

I may have had a few encounters with the poles, however. 🤬

Posting history reaffirms said encounters. lulz 

4 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Pro Tip: Make sure you check the inside of the pipe for yellowjackets or red wasps.  

Yellowjackets are irrationally irascible little bastards. They like to nest on the unferside of wooden fence caps, too.

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