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If do right, no can defend.
12 minutes ago, davidg said:


If do right, no can defend.

Walked in on wife watching that shit from Paris. First words outta my mouth: "Failed Karate Kid imitation?"

 

I found a new favorite slur to insult people with: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatberg

A fatberg is a rock-like mass of waste matter in a sewer system formed by the combination of flushed non-biodegradable solids (such as wet wipes) with fat, oil, and grease (FOG) deposits

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If do run it through a search engine most of the stories are from the UK. Lulz. 
 

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Flushable wipes are indeed flushable (just about anything is), but should never, ever be flushed. And they’re so unnecessary. Bidet thread is that way—->

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How are they still marketed as flushable when every public works department says not to flush them?

It's probably marketing bullshit, but the brand Kandoo seems to have a slightly more convincing explanation of being less terrible to flush than others. 

I only use them while traveling. Most of my friends and family are all on board the Bidet Train (some because I previously surreptitiously installed a bidet without their permission while visiting) but I probably wouldn't use the Kandoo wipes at a private residence. 

25 minutes ago, 'stache said:

How are they still marketed as flushable when every public works department says not to flush them?

Probably written by some fatbergs in sales

5 hours ago, nnm said:

Flushable wipes are indeed flushable (just about anything is), but should never, ever be flushed. And they’re so unnecessary. Bidet thread is that way—->


Bidet? It's like you've never been to West Texas.

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if you used a bidet with San Angelo's water it would make your butt smell worse.

1 hour ago, Hawndoh said:

if you used a bidet with San Angelo's water it would make your butt smell worse.


Waco has entered the chat. 

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On 8/17/2024 at 9:56 AM, Longboard Horn said:

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Not sure if LOL for y'all, but I'm probably already headed straight to hell first class on a one way bullet train

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Most likely fake. And for sure the sound effects are fake. But I still laughed.

So the armless girl from a few weeks ago who didn’t catch the football: I scrolled the comments just far enough to find out…


she has an onlyfans.

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

fucking crying 

 

I am actually impressed it was a woman coming up with that idea....

 

thats a guy/12yo boy prank like 99% of the time. 

 

laughed with some tears.

On 8/17/2024 at 3:44 PM, Post Oak said:

 

This was our row at TS.  Never been so thankful and assured an aggy didn’t design NRG.  

4 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

So the armless girl from a few weeks ago who didn’t catch the football: I scrolled the comments just far enough to find out…


she has an onlyfans.

go on 

Ratatouille sequel is rated-R

 

Europeans impression of Merica. "People with high cholesterol praying" is spot on.

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