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8 hours ago, Speedtrucker said:

That V8 Interceptor would be the instant gratification choice but…

I’ll take Doc’s DeLorean and I’d use it to jump around to different date and drive the other options off the lot for a bit

Only problem is that looks like before back to the future 2 version.  So you need some plutonium 

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8 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Fully functional & not a movie / TV prop?

Back to the Future all day long.

But if it's just a car... as-is and can't time-hop?  I'm taking Bond's aston martin. 

21 minutes ago, uoftorange said:

Only problem is that looks like before back to the future 2 version.  So you need some plutonium 

Easy. You transport to a time where HEB sells Mr. Fusion (when they are open).

Who just forgets to add in Eleanor from Gone in 60 seconds?!  Cause I'm writing in that answer.

Else, yeah, Bond's Aston Martin. 

9 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Fully functional & not a movie / TV prop?

Back to the Future all day long.

The Mr. Fusion version.  Fuck having to scrounge up some plutonium or predict a lightning strike.  

10 minutes ago, idigTexas said:

The Mr. Fusion version.  Fuck having to scrounge up some plutonium or predict a lightning strike.  

So TAMU cold fusion will actually succeed sometime in the future.  Alrightythen.

9 minutes ago, nnm said:

So TAMU cold fusion will actually succeed sometime in the future.  Alrightythen.

No, aggy cold fusion will be at the same point when Mr Fusion is on HEB shelves. They just ran out of time.

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50 minutes ago, markstanco said:

The stories a repo man could tell....... 

 

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2 hours ago, RPM said:

 

The repo man has no chill lol. So basically he just hooks it real quick and gets to a safe distance and then secures it from there?
 

The repo man has no chill lol. So basically he just hooks it real quick and gets to a safe distance and then secures it from there?
 

Yes
14 hours ago, markstanco said:

I love living in east Texas. We are resourceful. Ford with their king ranch and Chevy with their high country can’t even come close to making a cab under 50 degrees on an August Saturday.

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"Where we're going, we don't need rearviews."

Y’all must turn on the sound for that fish video, holy shit.

 

It’s like Mr. Phlegm in real life. Thump, thump, scream.

The fish should get some serious bonus points for boinking all three of them.  Well played!

Fish gave that little girl something to cry about.

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Y’all must turn on the sound for that fish video, holy shit.

 

It’s like Mr. Phlegm in real life. Thump, thump, scream.

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4 hours ago, tfoolry said:

And this guy. 
 

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And these guys

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2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

This is worth rewatching many times. Looks like girl #4 takes a massive faceplant, but I think #3 probably gets it worse overall. She pretty much looks like a corpse when she rolls into the filthy pit of water. 

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9 hours ago, BlueGreySky said:

But if it's just a car... as-is and can't time-hop?  I'm taking Bond's aston martin. 

This is the correct answer.  Unless the A Team van comes with a couple of boxes of Cuban cigars and some chrome plated Mini 14s.

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Was that Fitlump?

5 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

This is worth rewatching many times. Looks like girl #4 takes a massive faceplant, but I think #3 probably gets it worse overall. She pretty much looks like a corpse when she rolls into the filthy pit of water. 

You’re just gonna gloss over #2 being topless?

55 minutes ago, South Austin said:

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Remember when Kyler Murray got to perform for Kevin Garnett while he was a member of a dance crew?

 

This would’ve been more topical with Southern Hospitality back in…2001?! Christ I’m old.

 

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14 hours ago, nnm said:

You’re just gonna gloss over #2 being topless?

she looked like she had pasties on and maybe lost one.   also, it took me like 10 times before I even noticed the dog 

21 minutes ago, Bill Brasky said:

she looked like she had pasties on and maybe lost one.   also, it took me like 10 times before I even noticed the dog 

There was a dog?

On 9/4/2024 at 8:52 AM, RPM said:

 

If the owner's a hoe'in, don't go repo'in. 

What if it's rear wheel drive, can you still just pull it away like that?

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58 minutes ago, 'stache said:

What if it's rear wheel drive, can you still just pull it away like that?

Kind of. Pull it a few feet at low speed until it slides off, then drop and reposition. Now if theys a hoe pounding one out in the back, you might run into more problems than Moe CooTow did trying that.

 

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35 minutes ago, RPM said:

Kind of. Pull it a few feet at low speed until it slides off, then drop and reposition. Now if theys a hoe pounding one out in the back, you might run into more problems than Moe CooTow did trying that.

 

are you @TxTow?

No, but for some reason tow truck fools started showing up in my algorithm. I have no stones to throw.

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