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Dumb AF but I chuckled a bit.

 

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12 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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it’s funny because they’re fat as fuck…

Springfield?

26 minutes ago, Elvis said:

Springfield?

those two are "ate tons" not Haitians...

19 hours ago, Rimbo said:

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20 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

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I would ask, "Is that real!?," but I don't have to.

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That’s a mother and daughter so depending on which one you end up with will determine what your status is. See that’s the super hilarious joke!
21 minutes ago, Mileslong said:


That’s a mother and daughter so depending on which one you end up with will determine what your status is. See that’s the super hilarious joke!

I would suggest neither, but go for the mother/daughter sandwich

29 minutes ago, Mileslong said:


That’s a mother and daughter so depending on which one you end up with will determine what your status is. See that’s the super hilarious joke!

Per my internet research, you can have sex with both in either status.

43 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I would suggest neither, but go for the mother/daughter sandwich

don't get greedy

On 9/19/2024 at 7:17 AM, Mileslong said:

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I honestly can't tell which one is the Mom and which one is the daughter.

1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Immamac has some anger issues

She came back later and sucker punched him... 

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Per my internet research, you can have sex with both in either status.

This reminds me of the time I met this older lady at a hotel bar in LA. She must have been mid to late 50’s but hot AF.

She reminded me of Michael’s wife Jan in the office. Anyway, after a few drinks she kept taking about sex. So one thing led to another and she asked me asked me if I would be interested in a mom-daughter threesome.

I said “hell yes, I’m down for that”. So we drive back to her house and it was all dark. She opens the door and yells upstairs, “Hey Mom, are you still up?”

“Litiigatin’” got me.  Who would make such a video?   


This reminds me of the time I met this older lady at a hotel bar in LA. She must have been mid to late 50’s but hot AF.

She reminded me of Michael’s wife Jan in the office. Anyway, after a few drinks she kept taking about sex. So one thing led to another and she asked me asked me if I would be interested in a mom-daughter threesome.

I said “hell yes, I’m down for that”. So we drive back to her house and it was all dark. She opens the door and yells upstairs, “Hey Mom, are you still up?”

You know you would have done it anyway
13 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

We don't kink shame around here.

Yes we do.

50 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Yes we do.

And then we ask for pics.

18 hours ago, closetohumping said:

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Looks like Rex Kramer is needed… 

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On 9/20/2024 at 10:23 PM, Elvis said:

“Litiigatin’” got me.  Who would make such a video?   

 

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On 9/20/2024 at 2:49 PM, Bill Brasky said:

Now, try to fart around it.

"It's called the "Hank Hill"... she supplies the gas, you bring the accessories."

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17 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

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Don’t fuck with squirrels man
 

 

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I have no idea if this will work or not, but I hope it does.

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