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18 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

Someone should accidentally have this played on the Cotton Bowl jumbotron Saturday a few dozen times 

Calgon take me away... 

 

holy fuck, I havent heard that ad campaign in probably 40 years. 

1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

 

I'm putting in a vote for her to be our Surly team mom.

1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

Calgon take me away... 

 

holy fuck, I havent heard that ad campaign in probably 40 years. 

I just randomly thought of: "I'M NOT!! GONNA PAY A LOT!! FOR THIS MUFFLER!!!"

26 minutes ago, jetsfan76 said:

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Freaking Amarillo fly got in our car last Thursday and ended up in Colorado Springs. Have fun in the high altitude, Goldblum. 

4 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Airport flies often catch my attention for much the same concept. 



I live trap squirrels in Austin and drive them up to downtown Dallas. 

 

On 10/9/2024 at 3:28 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

She deserved it, so take the loss pussy.

On 10/10/2024 at 10:20 AM, ChickenSandwich said:

 

My wife feels the same way, but I do the drinking part.

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12 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

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I scrolled past this quickly and thought it was a Cosby band-aid.

Freaking Amarillo fly got in our car last Thursday and ended up in Colorado Springs. Have fun in the high altitude, Goldblum. 

Lily. I picked up his brother last week in Amarillo, dropped him off in Wichita falls, fuck you asshole!

Finish her!

 

The audio definitely adds to the lulz. that f'n crunch.

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On 10/11/2024 at 6:37 AM, WithoutAClue said:

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My one work accident involved a lathe.  And blood.

 

2 hours ago, nnm said:

 

Ahh, yes.  I'm pretty sure I first read about that in THE INTERNATIONAL JOURNAL OF FUCK THAT SHIT.

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I love British understatement.

46 minutes ago, nnm said:

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I love British understatement.

 

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58 minutes ago, nnm said:

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I love British understatement.

Can someone let Kate Beckinsale know that I don't think she's really a woman?

33 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

 

Thanks.  I almost posted that also, but the resolution is so bad you can't confirm the text in the article.  Back in 1976 they videoed these things on potatoes.  But, like you, I also looked for the video for scientific purposes.  

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