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As someone who grew up near Worcester for a couple of years, I can imagine what the inside of this place looks like, and pumpkin spice isn't helping.

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37 minutes ago, Mittens said:

As someone who grew up near Worcester for a couple of years, I can imagine what the inside of this place looks like, and pumpkin spice isn't helping.

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The pumpkin spice is just nutmeg and BO. 

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2 hours ago, Mittens said:

As someone who grew up near Worcester for a couple of years, I can imagine what the inside of this place looks like, and pumpkin spice isn't helping.

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21 hours ago, gernblansten said:

Can someone let Kate Beckinsale know that I don't think she's really a woman?

You want sloppy seconds to Pete Davidson?

 

How in TF does that guy get so many hotties with his looks? Is he really funny outside or SNL? Because he’s definitely not funny IN SNL. Is he hung like a horse? Inquiring minds want to know. 

5 minutes ago, Superhero said:

You want sloppy seconds to Pete Davidson?

 

How in TF does that guy get so many hotties with his looks? Is he really funny outside or SNL? Because he’s definitely not funny IN SNL. Is he hung like a horse? Inquiring minds want to know. 

Chicks dig butthole-eyes. 

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

You want sloppy seconds to Pete Davidson?

 

How in TF does that guy get so many hotties with his looks? Is he really funny outside or SNL? Because he’s definitely not funny IN SNL. Is he hung like a horse? Inquiring minds want to know. 

Is this a serious question?


 
How in TF does that guy get so many hotties with his looks? Is he really funny outside or SNL? Because he’s definitely not funny IN SNL. Is he hung like a horse? Inquiring minds want to know. 


Same way this guy reportedly banged over 2,000 chicks

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5 hours ago, tigol said:

Is this a serious question?

Very 

12 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Been there. They look cute, but those hooves are sharp. 

And what was your cervid quarrel over, good sir?

Biologist at a deer breeding ranch. Working the deer through the chute, bottle raising fawns, etc. As the fawns get older they get pretty hangry around feeding time. 

Stupid cunt failed Social Studies

 

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13 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Been there. They look cute, but those høøves are sharp. 

 

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

We may all be assholes, but I doubt very many of us are pretty.

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Paperback Paradise on Instagram and elsewhere. The back cover texts are outstanding

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

Paperback Paradise on Instagram and elsewhere. The back cover texts are outstanding

The algorithym found me, kinda scary actually, I laughed for several minutes.

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19 minutes ago, 'stache said:

The algorithym found me, kinda scary actually, I laughed for several minutes.

that wasn't even one of their better efforts

21 hours ago, nnm said:

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