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15 hours ago, 52-80 said:

shouldve got the new model with SOS features

 

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Don’t you die after 7 hours upside down?

I remember reading an article where this guy climbed into a tunnel, got stuck with his head lower than the rest of his body and died because of blood pressure or whatever it was. 

26 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Don’t you die after 7 hours upside down?

takes longer than 7 hours

3 hours ago, RPM said:

 

Someone clearly hasn't done parchment paper salmon.  That's one of the best preparations of it you can do at home with about 5 minutes prep time.

I for one applaud that book, and frankly is a damn good idea.

17 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Someone clearly hasn't done parchment paper salmon.  That's one of the best preparations of it you can do at home with about 5 minutes prep time.

I for one applaud that book, and frankly is a damn good idea.

I definitely laughed for about half that video, then it dawned on me "my kids would fucking love that".

8 hours ago, Superhero said:

Don’t you die after 7 hours upside down?

I remember reading an article where this guy climbed into a tunnel, got stuck with his head lower than the rest of his body and died because of blood pressure or whatever it was. 

Nutty Putty Cave, and it was a little over 24 hours.  IIRC they blew up the entrance after he died so no one can go in ever again.

 

7 minutes ago, BlueGreySky said:

Nutty Putty Cave, and it was a little over 24 hours.  IIRC they blew up the entrance after he died so no one can go in ever again.

 

That Nutty Putty tragedy is 100% pure nightmare fuel. 

10 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

That Nutty Putty tragedy is 100% pure nightmare fuel. 

worst way to die.   period. 

4 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Someone clearly hasn't done parchment paper salmon.  That's one of the best preparations of it you can do at home with about 5 minutes prep time.

I for one applaud that book, and frankly is a damn good idea.

 

4 hours ago, Wiler77 said:

I definitely laughed for about half that video, then it dawned on me "my kids would fucking love that".

I heard about this listening to The News Junkie. He was saying it was way ahead of it's time and should be paired with a meal delivery service like Hello Fresh. The genius is after you use the menu/wrap, you have to buy another cookbook. Win/Win.

Also mentioned by TNJ, the website that sold these is now hawking bible/christian literature.

4 hours ago, futureman said:

worst way to die.   period. 

Yea just shoot 1000 mg of morphine into my foot.

Also the ultimate FAFO.

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3 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

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Not sure the diagram of the individual shrimp is necessary but the food looked pretty good.

 

I think that’s the “dump cake” informercial lady.  Pour a box of cake mix in a Pyrex pan, pour a can of soda on top, don’t even stir, bake, profit. 
 

I had bought a box of key lime flavored cake mix and had a can of sprite.  Terrible. There were hard chunks, chunks of powder and flavor was terrible.  Threw it away.  In retrospect key lime flavored cake mix sounds gross.  

Someone dubbed her dump cake infomercial on youtube.  It popped into my stuff recently.  It was juvenile but I still laughed.  Never seen one of her commercials other than that.

19 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Pour a box of cake mix in a Pyrex pan, pour a can of soda on top, don’t even stir, bake, profit.

the fuck?

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Come Holla

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42 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Maybe she does, you little shit. Go back to bed.

She? I always thought the Tooth Fairy looked like he was related to Liberace.

9 hours ago, futureman said:

the fuck?

Here’s the dubbed version. Maybe I’m juvenile (like Gene Parmesan) but I thought this was funny as shit too:

 

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Also dubs other infomercials, cartoons, reality shows…

 

On 10/20/2024 at 9:21 PM, Dnaguy said:

 

 

On 10/21/2024 at 5:46 AM, Jimbaround said:

That’s horrifying

 

On 10/21/2024 at 2:40 PM, Guadaloopy said:

 

 

Never has there been a more perfect soundtrack for a video.  You can almost hear the bat asking "Would you fuck me?"

As someone who frequents goth clubs that is one of the most popular songs played. Also it fits the video perfectly! Goodbye Horses by Q Lazzarus 

Aight imma take the train

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4 hours ago, Mittens said:

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Did this to a superintendent with ketchup packets after he nailed my work boots to the trailer floor while I was on vacation. 

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