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Absolutely love this account and been wasting time all day.  Police body cam audio set to MS Paint animation. 
 

 

12 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

He called the shit poop!

this is the greatest night of my life.

12 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Wonder whom he voted for 

*for whom he voted

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Apparently Bart Simpson has grown up and has a Peleton.

 

 

On 11/5/2024 at 10:59 AM, 956 Worldwide said:

Absolutely love this account and been wasting time all day.  Police body cam audio set to MS Paint animation. 
 

 

I've been following this account for awhile now.  It's genius.

2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I've been following this account for awhile now.  It's genius.

I was looking for the real video for this. 😂

On 11/5/2024 at 12:59 PM, 956 Worldwide said:

Absolutely love this account and been wasting time all day.  Police body cam audio set to MS Paint animation. 
 

 

"Does this also surprisingly look like Athens, Georgia? No? Because that's where we are ..."

 

Holy shit, this killed me.

8 hours ago, Pokoloco said:

I was looking for the real video for this. 😂

odds that she’s hot?

17 hours ago, Pokoloco said:

I was looking for the real video for this. 😂

She looks better as an animated sloth.

 

26 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

She looks better as an animated sloth.

 

Some questions, we just shouldn't ask.  Leave it to the imagination.

1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

She looks better as an animated sloth.

 

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1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

She looks better as an animated sloth.

 

Cool cool cool

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What people think a millionaire looks like:

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What a millionaire looks like:

4 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

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14 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

What people think a Billionaire looks like:

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FIFY.  Millionaires aren't really that impressive like they used to be.  Especially when a 3/2 house in this town is half a million.

23 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

FIFY.  Millionaires aren't really that impressive like they used to be.  Especially when a 3/2 house in this town is half a million.

half a million here gets you a 1 bd condo in Van Nuys.  Maybe.

2 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

FIFY.  Millionaires aren't really that impressive like they used to be.  Especially when a 3/2 house in this town is half a million.

What a billionaire looks like:

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If we’re counting real estate holdings, then my wife and I are multi millionaires.

House value doubled since we bought it 9 years ago. 

3 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

half a million here gets you a 1 bd condo in Van Nuys.  Maybe.

I left VN at 5:45A for an 8A in Whittier and was 10 minutes late. 

I don't know if you guys reddit, but r/austincirclejerk has been fucking hilarious lately. Same with r/houstoncirclejerk

On 11/6/2024 at 11:18 AM, Dennis Taylor said:

 

 

heh.

We had two elderly kitties (13 years old), and it was pretty fun to feed them the canned food, because they'd mewl like little kittens when you'd bring it out and hang all over you.

THEN we added an actual kitten to the mix and bringing out the canned food s absolute chaos.

And that was the moment I truly understood the Three-Body Problem.

On 11/7/2024 at 8:13 AM, SquishMitten said:

She looks better as an animated sloth.

 

no but the cop is even funnier in the whole video

23 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

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Also a hooker... 

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13 minutes ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:


i find it difficult to believe anyone LOL’d at this.


or even snickered

12 hours ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:


i find it difficult to believe anyone LOL’d at this.

Or made it through the entire video.

On 11/8/2024 at 10:45 AM, Rimbo said:

heh.

We had two elderly kitties (13 years old), and it was pretty fun to feed them the canned food, because they'd mewl like little kittens when you'd bring it out and hang all over you.

THEN we added an actual kitten to the mix and bringing out the canned food s absolute chaos.

And that was the moment I truly understood the Three-Body Problem.

You fucking monster, you actually added a kitten to the canned food? You want cat zombies, this is how you get cat zombies!

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