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43 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Are the plastic covers included?

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12 hours ago, Superhero said:

 

This reminds me of a saying from a friend who spent siginifcant time in Japan:  "I have one word that the Japanese need to learn:  Orthodonture.  The England of the Pacific in that regard."

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7 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

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14 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

This reminds me of a saying from a friend who spent siginifcant time in Japan:  "I have one word that the Japanese need to learn:  Orthodonture.  The England of the Pacific in that regard."

And I'm betting your gaijin friend was the fattest guy in the room. 

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2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Was flying out of MIA and a guy walking down the aisle was wearing a DEA hat. I stopped him and asked if he was the Supply Officer. No fucking sense of humor.

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8 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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I thought this was a screen grab from Staplerfahrer Klaus.

 

 

 

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I must be missing something here.

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23 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

oh wait... i recognize her

She's the famous train enthusiast 

27 minutes ago, ajax said:

She's the famous train enthusiast 

Yes, very much into running trains.

3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

oh wait... i recognize her

Former career in law enforcement?

On 11/26/2024 at 7:37 AM, butthurt said:

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The thing that always got me about this was not so much the spinning itself, or even the synched spin, but the picking arm/hand synch. An absolutely stunning band, every performance I saw, and all the audio and video recordings. The very simplicity of the Blues expanded exponentially, in every way.

It's all fun and games until the homeowners is waiting for you.

He knew he screwed up yelled for his mom. the scream at the end killed me.

 

1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

The thing that always got me about this was not so much the spinning itself, or even the synched spin, but the picking arm/hand synch. An absolutely stunning band, every performance I saw, and all the audio and video recordings. The very simplicity of the Blues expanded exponentially, in every way.

Nobody benitted more financially from MTV than ZZ Top. But their best music was pre-Eliminator and its not even close.  You should check it out. Now I gotta run some damn kids off my lawn...

3 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Nobody benitted more financially from MTV than ZZ Top.

Duran Duran would like a word with you

15 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Duran Duran would like a word with you

I'm talking about bands who had a pre-mtv career. Duran Duran had a career because of mtv

18 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Duran Duran would like a word with you

And after that, give Knopfler a call...

23 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I'm talking about bands who had a pre-mtv career. Duran Duran had a career because of mtv

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Duran Duran formed in 1977 and was so big by the time their "classic" lineup formed in 1980 they were the subject of a bidding war between two major labels to see who would sign them. Mtv wouldn't have its first broadcast until nearly a year later, and that was just one provider in New York.

Part of the reason Mtv featured them so much was because they'd been making high-production videos from the assloads of money they were making, to be put on the screens of the dance clubs where they came from.

9 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Nobody benitted more financially from MTV than ZZ Top. But their best music was pre-Eliminator and its not even close.  You should check it out. Now I gotta run some damn kids off my lawn...

I was getting ready to post the same thing.

That MTV era was very mediocre.

I dubbed them the disco band from hell.

Love the early stuff.

The first album is great and of course Tre Hombres is by far their greatest work.

 

21 hours ago, Tex Long said:

And after that, give Knopfler a call...

And Henley/Frey’s solo careers 

 

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On 11/27/2024 at 8:32 AM, Chad Fuck said:

This reminds me of a saying from a friend who spent siginifcant time in Japan:  "I have one word that the Japanese need to learn:  Orthodonture.  The England of the Pacific in that regard."

Ha! Jokes on him. In Japan, women actually pay money to get crooked smiles

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Yaeba most often refers to a tooth overlapping another tooth or protruding from higher in the gum. In Japan it is perceived as a sign of youthfulness and natural beauty. In 2013, it had become a trend where teenage girls would undergo dental procedures to cap the upper canines. Singer and model Masora Hino with yaeba.

 

20 hours ago, Superhero said:

Ha! Jokes on him. In Japan, women actually pay money to get crooked smiles

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Man, there is just no accountin' for taste.  Fashion is a fickle bitch too.  

On 11/28/2024 at 12:34 AM, Sweetnsourpoke said:

And I'm betting your gaijin friend was the fattest guy in the room. 

He wasn't a big fat guy, but he was a big guy.  He said some guy came up to him on the street played with his arm hair and condescendingly called him a "big white ape."  

But maybe just by default of being  a head and a half taller than anyone else in the room he was the fattest?  Like, by volume?

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