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Rarely do I reflexively take one side. But based on that haircut, maroon shirt and dumbass cake, I'm with her. 

Dude....just...dude... 

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So he finally lawyered up and sued all the king’s horses and all the king’s men?

 

1 hour ago, brown water said:

Rarely do I reflexively take one side. But based on that haircut, maroon shirt and dumbass cake, I'm with her. 

He is kinda smarmy.

21 minutes ago, 1000 Miles to Austin said:

Can’t understand celebrating the loss of half of my shit....

Divorce is expensive because it's worth it.

5 hours ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Not with either of them.  They both deserve to be alone.

They deserve to be alone together. 

48 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

That's Holy Shit, not lol.  The fact that he even got up the second time is a miracle.

So if I LOL’d hard...and several times...that’s on me?

Can’t understand celebrating the loss of half of my shit....

Yes, but while you’re married most of the shit that gets bought is useless shit she wanted anyway

If you sit at the bottom of the slopes sipping beer long enough, you'll see this pretty often.

25 minutes ago, Loco said:

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Say, any of you boys smithies? Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin'?

Can’t understand celebrating the loss of half of my shit....

You clearly haven’t been married to my ex-wife. It was worth it.
16 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

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Someday there will be revenge

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On 2/24/2019 at 8:01 AM, Armybrat said:

He is kinda smarmy.

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3 hours ago, Loco said:

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The best part of that gif is him attempting to take a second swing and then realizing it wasn't going to happen. Delayed pain............

Say, any of you boys smithies? Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin'?

Man, I can’t like this enough.
21 hours ago, 1000 Miles to Austin said:

Can’t understand celebrating the loss of half of my shit....

If you think THAT'S what's being celebrated, you have a woefully narrow view of the situation.

52 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

I see him falling out of there, but my mind is struggling with how he got caught up in that.

I see him falling out of there, but my mind is struggling with how he got caught up in that.

All I know is, that looks like the world’s biggest Pancho’s....RAISE THE FLAG!
30 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I see him falling out of there, but my mind is struggling with how he got caught up in that.

i think he was already stuck when the vid started.  you can see early in the vid when the flag dips to the ground.  that was him causing the flag to first dip.  

1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

no ideal if it's "real" but there's a lot going on in this pic.

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Probably rolling her off to the juicer.

Just now, honolulu horn said:

Spoiler didn't stop the sound for me, BTW.

i'm an idiot.  i thought it auto played. 

6 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

The comments on this reddit have me fucking rolling.

I've watched that flag vid 33 times and still don't see a person in it

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