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On 12/15/2024 at 9:14 PM, HiggyBaby said:

How did he die? Couldn’t find the stairs….

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Remarkably close to the CFP logo. No wonder guys want the trophy so bad. It’s undefeated. 

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And the trophy is a vulva on top of a phallus. Or a very long birth canal. 

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11 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

No way anyone only watched this once.

6 hours ago, Armybrat said:

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That movie sucked ass and that kid was a pussy.

I hate it.

That movie sucked ass and that kid was a pussy.
I hate it.

Tell that shit to Scut Farkus
9 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

That movie sucked ass and that kid was a pussy.

I hate it.

a christmas story GIF

Blasphemy.

Someone needs some Lifebuoy soap.

3 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

a christmas story GIF

Blasphemy.

Someone needs some Lifebuoy soap.

That kid grew up and wrote some of the best stories ever printed in Playboy.

I hear.

 

And his mom was hot.

11 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

That movie sucked ass and that kid was a pussy.

I hate it.

Apparently somebody did not get an official Red Ryder, carbine-action, two hundred shot range model air rifle, with a compass in the stock and that thing that tells time when they were a kid.

59 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

Apparently somebody did not get an official Red Ryder, carbine-action, two hundred shot range model air rifle, with a compass in the stock and that thing that tells time when they were a kid.

Some did.  But mine didn't have a compass in the stock.  

 

 

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On 12/17/2024 at 8:32 AM, WithoutAClue said:

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Post A Pic You'd See Printed Out and Clipped to Your Grandma's Fridge.

21 minutes ago, abuelo gringo said:

Some did.  But mine didn't have a compass in the stock.  

 

 

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Pic and username checks out.

Where can I find the Xavier account. I feel a kinship with him. 

12 hours ago, Tex Long said:

And his mom was hot.

 

Hell yeah.

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On 12/17/2024 at 8:12 AM, Armybrat said:

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Santa reads the CR? 

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was going to post it in the dead UHC president thread but it sucks now

21 hours ago, abuelo gringo said:

Some did.  But mine didn't have a compass in the stock.  

 

 

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Looks like the Panhandle to me-

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Since we don’t have a “random traffic cones doing traffic cone things” thread:

 

41 minutes ago, Horn Draoi said:

Looks like the Panhandle to me-

Nope.  Pleasant Mound (just north of Pleasant Grove) in Dallas County, before incorporation by Dallas.  Circa 1953-54.

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Since we don’t have a “random traffic cones doing traffic cone things” thread:

 

Boop.

Holy fuck I laughed too hard at this stupid shit. 

It’s funny until he stabs a real person. It’s in that little shits future.

Parents should hide all his presents from Santa, tell him Santa remembers getting punched by the brat. 

3 hours ago, Vertuzzi said:

Holy fuck I laughed too hard at this stupid shit. 

I don’t get it

9 minutes ago, Elvis said:

I don’t get it

Me neither, but I still blistered the roof of my mouth. 

34 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Me neither, but I still blistered the roof of my mouth. 

That’s what she said.  

On 12/18/2024 at 6:17 PM, Superhero said:

Where can I find the Xavier account. I feel a kinship with him. 

He's got a FB account, but it's mostly in a language I don't understand.

2 hours ago, Elvis said:

I don’t get it

It’s pretty fucking stupid. But RFK does sound like he’s constantly gargling nut. 

3 hours ago, LebongJames said:

It’s funny until he stabs a real person. It’s in that little shits future.

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Parents should hide all his presents from Santa, tell him Santa remembers getting punched by the brat. 

2 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

That kid will grow up to be a fine outstanding police officer

you guys are strange.  nothing wrong with a kid whooping up on an inflatable anything. 

4 hours ago, futureman said:

you guys are strange.  nothing wrong with a kid whooping up on an inflatable anything. 

He should be quietly sitting on a couch preparing for bed, obv 

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