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3 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

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This is Truth.

Now explain why one wants to consume a drug which has its active ingredient removed. 

 

EDIT: and explaining sudo and rm, saving me from typing 8,000 words and prating about *n*x in particular and probably CPU instruction sets in general. 

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2 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

And still scored 41 pts in the Cowboys.  Thank God I've got Texas.

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

Must no CR

Must not CR

Must not CR

I don’t get it. 

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On 12/30/2024 at 2:44 AM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I'm going to hell.

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Would be far funnier/darker if it was "Carter Still Plans to Attend Trump Inauguration."

 

4 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

Natural born diller. 

 

I think this happened with @NowThis and immamac was the one who got him off the bridge. 

9 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Something about his wife wanting peace...

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"My wife told me I couldn't yell at the TV at the house, so I came here to yell at the TV at the bar,"

2 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

You picked the wrong neighborhood, motherclucker!

5 minutes ago, WithoutAClue said:

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12 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I miss the 1970s.


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If you hold the head steady, Imma milk the cow 

Going out on the limb here and say fake, daddy would’ve already popped that cherry. 

39 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

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Same as it ever was. Can’t quite make out the A&M and SECX3 stickers. 

30 minutes ago, nnm said:

Same as it ever was. Can’t quite make out the A&M and SECX3 stickers. 

It can't be aggy.  The car would be maroon if it was.

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